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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2008, 05:32:05 PM »
i love those AK-47s.
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2008, 05:32:23 PM »
You're right, I am harmless. I don't commit bestiality to my dog and I don't need no bloody tramadol to stop the emo tears. :zoinks:

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2008, 05:33:12 PM »
i love those AK-47s.

Everyone should have one. The Home Guard used to have them in Sweden before, though nowadays it's forbidden to keep them in your home.
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2008, 05:33:43 PM »
You're right, I am harmless. I don't commit bestiality to my dog and I don't need no bloody tramadol to stop the emo tears. :zoinks:

And you don't blow up road signs.  8)
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2008, 05:36:35 PM »
I break tree branches though, same thing. :hahaha:

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2008, 05:41:33 PM »
I break tree branches though, same thing. :hahaha:

With bombs? I bet you never made one in your entire life. And it's still not the same, idiot. It's a felony to blow up road signs.
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Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2008, 05:44:29 PM »
I'm pretty sure they just looked at you and laughed. Destroying smalls trees in public property is illegal here, but some laws are rarely enforced. :eyelash:

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2008, 05:46:56 PM »
I actually know a guy who blew up trees and he got caught but just got fined, according to himself. Haven't checked out if it's true or not yet.
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2008, 06:59:49 PM »
i love those AK-47s.
The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2008, 07:02:27 PM »
I want to kill all! Not just in the room, but on the entire planet! KILL! KILL! KILL!

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Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2008, 08:52:48 AM »
 :headbang2: we need a giant AK-47 and position it on the moon so we can kill every motherfucker on planet earth. :headbang2:
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2008, 10:05:26 AM »
Or ze German zupergun Gustav!  :arrr:

Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2008, 10:14:13 AM »
looks old.
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2008, 10:23:05 AM »
Yup, almost 70 years old. Though it was the biggest gun ever built:

"Weight 1,350 tonnes
Length 47.3 m
Barrel length 32.48 m (L/40.6)
Width 7.1 m
Height 11.6 m


Crew 250 to assemble the gun in 3 days (54 hours), 2,500 to lay track and dig embankments. 2 Flak battalions to protect the gun from air attack.

Ammunition

High Explosive

    * Weight of projectile: 4.8 t (4,800 kg)
    * Muzzle velocity: 820 m/s
    * Maximum range: 48 km
    * Explosive mass: 700 kg
    * Crater size: 30 ft (10 m) wide 30 ft (10 m) deep.

AP Shell

The main body was made of chrome-nickel steel, fitted with an aluminium alloy ballistic nose cone.

    * Length of shell: 3.6 m
    * Weight of projectile: 7.1 t (7,100 kg)
    * Muzzle velocity: 720 m/s
    * Maximum range: 38 km
    * Explosive mass: 250 kg
    * Penetration: In testing it was demonstrated to penetrate 7 metres of concrete at maximum elevation (beyond that available during combat) with a special charge ."


The Germans blew it up in 1945 so that it shouldn't fall in the hands of the Allies. It was this gun that Saddam wanted to buy a much bigger copy of to shoot over half the Earth.  8)
Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2008, 10:32:29 AM »
Here is one of Gustav's shells, compared with a T-34, the biggest tank during WWI:

Warte, warte nur ein Weilchen,
bald kommt Haarmann auch zu dir.
Mit dem kleinen Hackebeilchen
macht er Schabefleisch aus dir.
Aus den Augen macht er Sülze.
Aus dem Hintern macht er Speck.
Aus den Därmen macht er Würste,
und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg!