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Offline SovaNu

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2008, 05:32:05 PM »
i love those AK-47s.
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2008, 05:32:23 PM »
You're right, I am harmless. I don't commit bestiality to my dog and I don't need no bloody tramadol to stop the emo tears. :zoinks:

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2008, 05:33:12 PM »
i love those AK-47s.

Everyone should have one. The Home Guard used to have them in Sweden before, though nowadays it's forbidden to keep them in your home.

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2008, 05:33:43 PM »
You're right, I am harmless. I don't commit bestiality to my dog and I don't need no bloody tramadol to stop the emo tears. :zoinks:

And you don't blow up road signs.  8)

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2008, 05:36:35 PM »
I break tree branches though, same thing. :hahaha:

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2008, 05:41:33 PM »
I break tree branches though, same thing. :hahaha:

With bombs? I bet you never made one in your entire life. And it's still not the same, idiot. It's a felony to blow up road signs.

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2008, 05:44:29 PM »
I'm pretty sure they just looked at you and laughed. Destroying smalls trees in public property is illegal here, but some laws are rarely enforced. :eyelash:

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2008, 05:46:56 PM »
I actually know a guy who blew up trees and he got caught but just got fined, according to himself. Haven't checked out if it's true or not yet.

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2008, 06:59:49 PM »
i love those AK-47s.
The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2008, 07:02:27 PM »
I want to kill all! Not just in the room, but on the entire planet! KILL! KILL! KILL!

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2008, 08:52:48 AM »
 :headbang2: we need a giant AK-47 and position it on the moon so we can kill every motherfucker on planet earth. :headbang2:
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2008, 10:05:26 AM »
Or ze German zupergun Gustav!  :arrr:


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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2008, 10:14:13 AM »
looks old.
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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2008, 10:23:05 AM »
Yup, almost 70 years old. Though it was the biggest gun ever built:

"Weight 1,350 tonnes
Length 47.3 m
Barrel length 32.48 m (L/40.6)
Width 7.1 m
Height 11.6 m


Crew 250 to assemble the gun in 3 days (54 hours), 2,500 to lay track and dig embankments. 2 Flak battalions to protect the gun from air attack.

Ammunition

High Explosive

    * Weight of projectile: 4.8 t (4,800 kg)
    * Muzzle velocity: 820 m/s
    * Maximum range: 48 km
    * Explosive mass: 700 kg
    * Crater size: 30 ft (10 m) wide 30 ft (10 m) deep.

AP Shell

The main body was made of chrome-nickel steel, fitted with an aluminium alloy ballistic nose cone.

    * Length of shell: 3.6 m
    * Weight of projectile: 7.1 t (7,100 kg)
    * Muzzle velocity: 720 m/s
    * Maximum range: 38 km
    * Explosive mass: 250 kg
    * Penetration: In testing it was demonstrated to penetrate 7 metres of concrete at maximum elevation (beyond that available during combat) with a special charge ."


The Germans blew it up in 1945 so that it shouldn't fall in the hands of the Allies. It was this gun that Saddam wanted to buy a much bigger copy of to shoot over half the Earth.  8)

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Re: Ask Shleed some shit.
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2008, 10:32:29 AM »
Here is one of Gustav's shells, compared with a T-34, the biggest tank during WWI: