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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2008, 08:10:47 PM »
Do your realise that 9/11 is either the 9th of November or 9 shillings 11 pence?

It's also the telephone number we dial in case of emergencies in this country. All children capable of recognising numbers can dial nine one one.


Oh, and we don't use shillings anymore. You shouldn't either.

There is no "11" on my telephone...
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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2008, 08:18:11 PM »
Do your realise that 9/11 is either the 9th of November or 9 shillings 11 pence?

It's also the telephone number we dial in case of emergencies in this country. All children capable of recognising numbers can dial nine one one.


Oh, and we don't use shillings anymore. You shouldn't either.

There is no "11" on my telephone...

Re-read my post. Dialing nine one one is relatively easy.


















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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2008, 08:24:45 PM »

September 11, 1297 Battle at Stirling Bridge, Scottish rebel Wm Wallace beats English

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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2008, 08:43:58 PM »
September 11, 1908 - The Transit Hotel in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada opened its doors and just turned 100 today!  :bdaygrn:

Oh, and that thingy with those planes and y'all, I hate it when Price Is Right gets pre-empted for "Special News Reports".

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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2008, 09:03:22 PM »
September 11, 1908 - The Transit Hotel in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada opened its doors and just turned 100 today!  :bdaygrn:

Oh, and that thingy with those planes and y'all, I hate it when Price Is Right gets pre-empted for "Special News Reports".

Oh, and nice board.


Gotta love that line and perspective!   >:D

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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2008, 09:22:14 PM »
September 11, 1908 - The Transit Hotel in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada opened its doors and just turned 100 today!  :bdaygrn:

Oh, and that thingy with those planes and y'all, I hate it when Price Is Right gets pre-empted for "Special News Reports".

Oh, and nice board.





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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2008, 11:33:01 PM »
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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2008, 07:06:06 AM »
I'm a bit late but how could I forget...


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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2008, 05:54:15 AM »
When ever you need to call the police in the States
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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2008, 02:39:18 PM »
"911 Is A Joke" by Public Enemy

Hit me
Going going gone
Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
Don't you see how late they're reactin'
They only come and they come when they wanna
So get the morgue embalm the goner
They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway
They teach ya like an ace they can't be betrayed
I know you stumble with no use people
If your life is on the line they you're dead today
Late comings with the late comin' stretcher
That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha
I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
I can prove it to you watch the rotation
It all adds up to a funky situation
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

911 is a joke

Everyday they don't never come correct
You can ask my man right here with the broken neck
He's a witness to the job never bein' done
He would've been in full in 8 9-11
Was a joke 'cause they always jokin'
They the token to your life when it's croakin'
They need to be in a pawn shop on a
911 is a joke we don't want 'em
I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker
The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
The reason that I say that 'cause they
Flick you off like fleas
They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees
And to the strength so go the length
Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
You better wake up and smell the real flavor
Cause 911 is a fake life saver

So get up, get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

Ow, ow 911 is a joke 

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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2008, 12:45:44 AM »

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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2008, 12:47:59 AM »
why is that fraction any more important than any other?  ???

i prefer 2/5, myself.

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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2008, 06:48:22 AM »
why is that fraction any more important than any other?  ???

i prefer 2/5, myself.
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Re: Remember 9/11
« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2017, 10:53:37 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

Prior to the Oklahoma City bombing, this was the worst "terrorist" attack in US history.






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