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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1680 on: November 05, 2007, 01:29:13 AM »
All that is gold does not glitter?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1681 on: November 05, 2007, 02:15:39 AM »
Gary glitters?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1682 on: November 05, 2007, 03:24:45 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 05, 2007, 02:15:39 AM
Gary glitters?

Gary diddles with teh little critters?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1683 on: November 05, 2007, 04:29:43 AM »
then tries to take them up the shitters?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1684 on: November 05, 2007, 05:02:41 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1685 on: November 05, 2007, 09:33:35 AM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy17 on November 05, 2007, 05:02:41 AM


Yes and it's even worse when you are trying to sift through the phone menus at an insurance company. That is actually important that they get it right, but they don't really give a shit!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1686 on: November 06, 2007, 02:49:39 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1687 on: November 06, 2007, 06:51:29 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1688 on: November 07, 2007, 03:32:13 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1689 on: November 07, 2007, 03:38:58 PM »
There once was a necrophile, a fetishist, a sadist, a masochist, a zoophile and a coprophile and they were bored.
So the zoophile said: Hey guys, let's fuck a cat!
Everyone was thinking it was a little odd til' the necrophile said: And then we kill it and fuck it again!
The sadist said: But before we kill it we torture it!
The coprophile said: And then we take a dump on it!
The fetishist giggled and said: I want to make a fur of it after we're done!
Everyone was excited by this idea, but then realised the masochist hadn't said anything, so they asked what he thought about this whole idea.
The masochist answered: Meow?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1690 on: November 07, 2007, 03:54:59 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 05, 2007, 09:33:35 AM
Quote from: Ass Fairy17 on November 05, 2007, 05:02:41 AM


Yes and it's even worse when you are trying to sift through the phone menus at an insurance company. That is actually important that they get it right, but they don't really give a shit!
The best way to do this, is to just start mashing numbers, and they'll think you're a retard and get you directly to a person.  The other thing to do is to start yelling at the recorded voice, I know it sounds stupid, but they actually monitor your voice for signs of aggravation.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1691 on: November 07, 2007, 04:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 07, 2007, 03:38:58 PM
There once was a necrophile, a fetishist, a sadist, a masochist, a zoophile and a coprophile and they were bored.
So the zoophile said: Hey guys, let's fuck a cat!
Everyone was thinking it was a little odd til' the necrophile said: And then we kill it and fuck it again!
The sadist said: But before we kill it we torture it!
The coprophile said: And then we take a dump on it!
The fetishist giggled and said: I want to make a fur of it after we're done!
Everyone was excited by this idea, but then realised the masochist hadn't said anything, so they asked what he thought about this whole idea.
The masochist answered: Meow?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1692 on: November 08, 2007, 08:35:56 PM »
Can't anybody take a good picture of him every one I see in the news makes me want to laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1693 on: November 08, 2007, 09:03:14 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on November 07, 2007, 03:54:59 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 05, 2007, 09:33:35 AM
Quote from: Ass Fairy17 on November 05, 2007, 05:02:41 AM


Yes and it's even worse when you are trying to sift through the phone menus at an insurance company. That is actually important that they get it right, but they don't really give a shit!
The best way to do this, is to just start mashing numbers, and they'll think you're a retard and get you directly to a person.  The other thing to do is to start yelling at the recorded voice, I know it sounds stupid, but they actually monitor your voice for signs of aggravation.

HAHA. I set that thing off unknowingly once.  I had a hunch they had it rigged up to do that.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1694 on: November 08, 2007, 10:01:00 PM »
Quote from: parts on November 08, 2007, 08:35:56 PM
Can't anybody take a good picture of him every one I see in the news makes me want to laugh

Gods, he looks like shit now.
It's not a good job.
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