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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2535 on: September 16, 2017, 02:52:10 AM »
A train passing.
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2536 on: September 16, 2017, 03:00:53 AM »
Clock, jackdaws, traffic in the distance, bed upstairs where sick kid is tossing and turning.
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2537 on: September 20, 2017, 02:16:48 PM »
Wind from Jose
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2538 on: September 20, 2017, 02:46:42 PM »
One cat eating, the other washing.
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2539 on: September 20, 2017, 05:48:17 PM »
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2540 on: September 20, 2017, 09:17:33 PM »
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2541 on: October 09, 2017, 10:41:07 AM »
A wood chipper.  An enormous oak tree in the neighborhood is being trimmed or removed.  Don't know which yet.
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2542 on: October 09, 2017, 03:53:21 PM »
American dad coming on TV (the intro, its just starting), the click and tap of my fingers on the keyboard of the computer, and a very faint hissing intermittently coming from my e-cig, rustling as I dip into a big bag full of snacks accompanied by the occasional swear word because my heels are hurting like crazy, the click-pop of a can of coke being opened (I got two tenpacks of cans for 3 quid each, I'd barely have got two big bottles for that, if at all. The sound of munching snacks, the sound of the occasional line of oxy going up my hooter and the striking of matches as I light my cigar. And whilst not happened yet, there is an imminent eruption about to take place, namely of a coke-induced loud and resonant belch.

Don't know what it is, but there is something about coke (the drink, I mean not the white powder coming from peru, bolivia and colombia) that more than any other soft drink, makes me (and my old man too) belch like crazy, A few swallows and it starts a'brewin' in moments. Other canned/bottled soft drinks don't do the same, they do making me burp like anybody else but nothing near the way coke does. It must be carbonated at a higher pressure of CO2, because it really does have a massive difference in the belch-inducing propensity compared to all other soft carbonated drinks I've ever had. I could drink cans, or bottles of other kinds of pop before wanting to loose the pressure-relief valve some, but only a few mouthfuls of coke is enough to make me cut loose before I've even finished one can, and whilst with regular pop, its a regular burp, after a big serving, a liter or more, in one go, the thing from a few mouthfuls of coke is not a burp, its a window-shaking vicious monstrosity that'd level a heavy main battle tank.

*another line of oxy*

then..wait,, wait, waiit,, wait for it, wait for
i....GLLLLEERRRUUGGHHKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNGHHHnnyyaarrkkhGGGKKLLHHHGRRRNNNGGHHNKKHHHHHH!!

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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2543 on: October 09, 2017, 05:39:13 PM »
  My brain is awash with this loveliness. :heart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoWifeC0UOU
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2544 on: October 09, 2017, 11:10:42 PM »
*pats CBC on the head* and goes 'awww'
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2545 on: October 10, 2017, 04:26:26 AM »
*pats CBC on the head* and goes 'awww'

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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2546 on: October 10, 2017, 10:08:33 AM »
My  coke-induced dirty-great ripper-belches are musical? not the word I've have used, those are more light-to-medium artillery fire. And with coke they tend to come out one after another after another like a chaingun opening up a strafing run.
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2547 on: October 10, 2017, 01:14:21 PM »
One of the dogs panting in my ear. She's already begging for dinner and it's only 3:15pm  :facepalm2:
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2548 on: October 10, 2017, 04:33:22 PM »
You mean you THINK it was one of the dogs ;)..... :p
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Re: What sounds are you hearing now?
« Reply #2549 on: October 11, 2017, 04:53:17 AM »
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