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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #105 on: January 13, 2010, 07:20:35 PM »
Coming here to get some sleeping inspiration, I get:

Now is a lucky time for you to take a chance between the sheets.


I'm gonna try.  :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #106 on: January 13, 2010, 11:25:38 PM »
There is a gradual improvement. Feelings are sweet and tender — between the sheets. :zoinks:

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #107 on: January 13, 2010, 11:37:45 PM »
Your greatest fortune is the friends and family you have--between the sheets.
 

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #108 on: February 24, 2010, 07:31:16 PM »
I'll pass this one:

You love chinese food between the sheets.     I hate food between my sheets.


taking a second cookie doesn't help either:

What's vice today may be virtue tomorrow between the sheets.



No sexy cookie for me tonight.  :'(
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #109 on: February 24, 2010, 07:41:11 PM »
Never look a gift horse in the mouth - between the sheets.



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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #110 on: February 24, 2010, 07:42:17 PM »
Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer - between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #111 on: February 24, 2010, 07:49:13 PM »
Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer - between the sheets.
But... that's horrible advice!   :laugh:

What's vice today may be virtue tomorrow between the sheets.
Damn, that sucks!    :orly:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #112 on: February 24, 2010, 07:55:03 PM »
Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer - between the sheets.
But... that's horrible advice!   :laugh:


Oh, right, bag my advice...what about Callaway, the dirty ho, she's getting her family between the sheets!  :P

Your greatest fortune is the friends and family you have--between the sheets.
 



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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #113 on: February 24, 2010, 08:01:18 PM »
God not only will listen to your prayers, but will also make them come true...between the sheets. :laugh:

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #114 on: February 25, 2010, 05:35:33 AM »
consistency, not patience, is a virtue...between the sheets.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #115 on: February 25, 2010, 05:41:49 AM »
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #116 on: February 25, 2010, 05:43:42 AM »
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.
a bush in the hand is better than giving the bird....between the fucking sheets.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #117 on: February 25, 2010, 05:45:53 AM »
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.
a bush in the hand is better than giving the bird....between the fucking sheets.

a birds hand on your bush is better than your own hand - between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #118 on: February 25, 2010, 05:48:40 AM »
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.
a bush in the hand is better than giving the bird....between the fucking sheets.

a birds hand on your bush is better than your own hand - between the sheets.
i already plussed you recently.

this is priceless.  you should be proud....between the sheets
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #119 on: February 25, 2010, 05:59:40 AM »
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.
a bush in the hand is better than giving the bird....between the fucking sheets.

a birds hand on your bush is better than your own hand - between the sheets.
i already plussed you recently.

this is priceless.  you should be proud....between the sheets

Thanks, that's very sweet. Obviously you know....

Eclairs bush is worth the bush of two birds...between the sheets. :eyelash: