Before you marry a person...you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer - between the sheets.
What's vice today may be virtue tomorrow between the sheets.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Eclair on February 24, 2010, 07:42:17 PMKeep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer - between the sheets.But... that's horrible advice!
Your greatest fortune is the friends and family you have--between the sheets.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.
Quote from: Eclair on February 25, 2010, 05:41:49 AMA bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.a bush in the hand is better than giving the bird....between the fucking sheets.
Quote from: McFiona on February 25, 2010, 05:43:42 AMQuote from: Eclair on February 25, 2010, 05:41:49 AMA bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.a bush in the hand is better than giving the bird....between the fucking sheets.a birds hand on your bush is better than your own hand - between the sheets.
Quote from: Eclair on February 25, 2010, 05:45:53 AMQuote from: McFiona on February 25, 2010, 05:43:42 AMQuote from: Eclair on February 25, 2010, 05:41:49 AMA bird in hand is worth two in the bush - between the sheets.a bush in the hand is better than giving the bird....between the fucking sheets.a birds hand on your bush is better than your own hand - between the sheets.i already plussed you recently.this is priceless. you should be proud....between the sheets