Which I2 member are you most like?

[Lucifer]

unless I quote you then he has no choice

so true.    but as he thinks i'm a - and i quote - "seriously immature fucking cunt," i dare say he won't be surprised if he does see it. 

[Pyraxis]

Hey, you have your days.

Not that he's not. 

[Lucifer]

Hey, you have your days.

Not that he's not. 

i like being a seriously immature cunt.  at my age, i'm allowed to. 

[Pyraxis]

 



(I can't believe we don't have a single smiley on here for nice, normal, missionary sex....)

[Lucifer]

(I can't believe we don't have a single smiley on here for nice, normal, missionary sex....)

it's because sex isn't supposed to be "nice".   

[Callaway]

(I can't believe we don't have a single smiley on here for nice, normal, missionary sex....)

I thought that we did, but either it must have been an oversight, or we had one but it was removed for lack of use.

Here's a nice, normal, missionary sex smiley just for you, Pyraxis:



Just try : missionary : without the spaces.

 

[odeon]

And how do you know that's missionary? Doesn't look like it to me.

[Callaway]

And how do you know that's missionary? Doesn't look like it to me.

If it isn't missionary, then what do you think it is, Odeon?  Cowgirl?

 

[El]

unless I quote you then he has no choice

so true.    but as he thinks i'm a - and i quote - "seriously immature fucking cunt," i dare say he won't be surprised if he does see it. 

Ooh, then I think I might be like Lucifer, too.

And how do you know that's missionary? Doesn't look like it to me.

If it isn't missionary, then what do you think it is, Odeon?  Cowgirl?

 

Looks almost like oral because of how the emotes are shaped.

[Lucifer]

that's, er, definitely doggy style, callaway, sorry.

[El]

that's, er, definitely doggy style, callaway, sorry.

But the one on the bottom is facing up, isn't she?

[El]

Woah, hold on, wait- I suddenly don't care what the fuck those stupid emotes are doing.  Is there a NAME for the weird missionary/doggy/reverse cowgirl thing I think I just described, and is it only physically possible for gymnasts and/or people who can do reverse cowgirl??

[odeon]

And how do you know that's missionary? Doesn't look like it to me.

If it isn't missionary, then what do you think it is, Odeon?  Cowgirl?

 

Could be anything. But notice how the bottom one's face is turned away? Doggy style, only lying down?

[Lucifer]

And how do you know that's missionary? Doesn't look like it to me.

If it isn't missionary, then what do you think it is, Odeon?  Cowgirl?

 

Could be anything. But notice how the bottom one's face is turned away? Doggy style, only lying down?

tricky, that - does your back in.  er, or so i've heard.   

[El]

OK, am I the only one who thinks the emote on the bottom seems to have an eye that becomes visible in some frames and that is definitely toward the top of "her" head?  I think she's looking at the ceiling.

And how do you know that's missionary? Doesn't look like it to me.

If it isn't missionary, then what do you think it is, Odeon?  Cowgirl?

 

Could be anything. But notice how the bottom one's face is turned away? Doggy style, only lying down?

tricky, that - does your back in.  er, or so i've heard.   

Doggy, only lying down?  Never did my back in.  Almost died of boredom, though- maybe your way would be better?