hiro - what took you so long...?? 
Well it is a deep story, while gathering supplies for the voyage; the crew got me drunk and took the ship out for a shakedown. Before I realized what, how and where.... the ship had hit a land mine. It made a mess of allot of things, but we all lived thru it by discovering each others creative survival skills and springs. As a result, we had to be towed. That was embarrassing, but eventful. Plenty was learned by all and about some others too. Oohh, the stories of sea creatures are true, but you cannot know for true, till it happens to you.
During the tow we were passed by many, some ignored, some just snored. Some giggled and some wiggled. After being toad, we were set adrift near the shore and all of a sudden, we see a man whore, he climbed a board and was adored. We got him drunk, so we thunk and he went to the beach to get a winch, alas the ship was safe regardless of the ill, but then I got the bill
But all is well, time will tell,
now if I can only figure out how I got these stains on my chin
