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Natalia Evans:
I give places nicknames all the time, something my Dad does too and so did my ex. My dad calls Mt. Hood The Hooter. I never understood it, nor my mother and my brothers. He called our Schnauzer Shit for Brains but her real name is Yawnie. He calls McDonalds McDoogles.


I call places:

Jack in the Box=Jack Off in the Box, Jack Ass in the box
Starbucks=Starfucks, starbicks
Fred Meyers=Freddie's
Wal-Mart=Wally-Mart, The Wall World, Wally World
Plaid Pantry=Plaid Panties Plade Pantry
Bi-Mart=Bisexual Mart



In Spokane:

Ferguson's Cafe=The Benny & Joon diner, Fergies, Ruthie's Diner
Peaceful Valley neighborhood=The Benny & Joon neighborhood
RiverFront Park=The Benny & Joon park
Benny's Automotive Service=Benny's Car Clinic (used to be that name anyway until the owner decided to change the name in late 2006)
Hillyard Neighborhood=Hill Yard
Mt. Vernon Apartment=Ruthie's building


And of course I give the city nicknames; The Benny & Joon town, Spookane, Mozart and the Whale town, and of course this:





People:


Johnny Depp=Sam
Mary Stuart Masterson=Joon, MSM
Aiden Quinn=Benny
Julianne Moore=Ruthie
Alex Plank=The Alex Man, The Plank Guy
Endersdragon=The Bry Man (his real name is Brian)
Devin=The Dev Man
Ozymandias=Ozy




In Benny & Joon:

Claudia=Deaf girl mute girl (she has no lines in the movie so as a joke I say she is deaf)
Mike=The Mike Man
Joon=The mentally ill




Pets:

Michelle=Mechelle( as pronounced in the Beatle song "Michelle"), Michelleski (my dad called her that too so I adopted that nickname)
Peppersalt(our former cat)=Pepsi, Pepper
Huckleberry Hound=Huck, Huckleberry, Huck a roo, Huckle
Maggie=Magers, the magers
Pepper=Pep
Yawnie=Yawners, the yawners, the yawn machine

Mr Smith:
Oh I do this all the time.

But my names are considerably lamer.

The Gamesman = The Gameswoman
Room 305 at tech = The hobos stink hole
Electronics Boutique = Smelectronics boutique
Bayfair = gayfair
Playstation = gaystation

Just to name a few.

renaeden:
I call the shop Harvey Norman = Hardly Normal.

SovaNu:
lol.

i do that too.

the guy who wrote "look me in the eyes" named his brother varmint and something else that i can't remember. he had a thing about naming people.

Mr Smith:

--- Quote from: renaeden on March 04, 2008, 04:04:52 AM ---I call the shop Harvey Norman = Hardly Normal.

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