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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #60 on: September 28, 2017, 07:19:58 PM »
Eclair may be dead, but Krispy Kreme chocolate covered custard doughnuts are still alive.
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #61 on: September 28, 2017, 07:22:32 PM »
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #62 on: October 04, 2017, 03:01:34 PM »
Eclair may be dead, but Krispy Kreme chocolate covered custard doughnuts are still alive.

This joke alone make the Necrobump worth it.   :lol1:

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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #63 on: October 04, 2017, 05:12:25 PM »
  Holy shit, every time I see this in the queue, my heart drops!   :GA:
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #64 on: October 04, 2017, 05:13:20 PM »
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #65 on: October 04, 2017, 06:22:50 PM »
  Holy shit, every time I see this in the queue, my heart drops!   :GA:
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #66 on: October 04, 2017, 09:09:51 PM »
Am I the only one who thought she was dead for a while?

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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #67 on: October 05, 2017, 06:02:32 PM »
  Holy shit, every time I see this in the queue, my heart drops!   :GA:

Considering that she had been pretty ill a few years ago, I had same reaction, seeing the title of this necrobumped thread.
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #68 on: October 24, 2017, 09:18:37 PM »
Whilst I can't say I know eclair, ony known her post a few posts in my days here, IMO even for I2 this is in bad taste of a thread to start, and possibly worse to dig the fuck up after/if she got fucking ill.
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #69 on: November 21, 2017, 10:51:35 AM »
I love killing eclairs. They have a bunch of them at the store so we go there and buy some and we all kill them.

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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #70 on: November 21, 2017, 11:45:42 AM »
I love killing eclairs. They have a bunch of them at the store so we go there and buy some and we all kill them.

The 1984 New Orleans World Fair had a banana split eclair.  Delicious.

(no ice cream, just eclair, chocolate, banana and strawberries.)
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #71 on: November 21, 2017, 04:57:15 PM »
Oh that  sounds simply divine QV. Thats the kind of thing I'd take one bite of and realize I'd not be able to stop eating them until there were no more to buy :P

Know what I like more than eclairs though? choux buns. The texture of the pastry and the flavour of the filling is just right, hits the spot in all the right ways those things do.
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #72 on: November 21, 2017, 05:14:31 PM »
The first time I ever had an éclair was traumatic. I don't remember how old I was, but it was very young. There was a variety box of donuts for me to choose from, and like a greedy gopher kid I picked the biggest one. Sweet goo is awful and makes me gag, but surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos. I was so disappointed. :emosad: Eventually I learned I don't want any donuts that don't have holes in them.  :orly:
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #73 on: November 21, 2017, 05:25:34 PM »
What about the round type that don't have filling?

You prefer the surprise salty goo, don't you gopher :autism:
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #74 on: November 21, 2017, 05:30:44 PM »
I just assume the round ones without holes have goo inside.  :dunno:
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