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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #90 on: December 22, 2017, 10:42:39 PM »
They still call the whipped-cream filled, elongated chocolate strip-topped pastries 'chocolate eclairs' here.

And DD, I reckon that quite definitely came out....well....errr.....ahem.......Some people are going to need a bottle of industrial-strength brain bleach for that.

Beyond the pale. Way, way beyond the pale.

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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #91 on: January 02, 2018, 09:53:20 AM »
They don't even call them eclairs anymore, more like something along the lines of "choc cream bar" which is just stupid.
It's the same for long johns. If you went to Donut King and asked for a long john they'd probably look at you funny, because they're called "choc cream logs" there. ::)

You should try Voodoo Donuts instead.   ;)   8)

https://www.voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts/
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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #92 on: January 02, 2018, 11:49:45 AM »


You should try Voodoo Donuts instead.   ;)   8)

https://www.voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts/


Never sure how to react to these. They seem to always have a nasty surprise inside them (like bean curd).

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Re: Eclair is dead
« Reply #93 on: January 02, 2018, 03:28:24 PM »
That site looks brilliant.

I think I'm going to check a few of them out. The lavender and grape 'grape ape' one looks lovely, as does the bubblegum one with bubblegum frosting and bubblegum bits on them.....I HAVE to get some of those.

I think I'll avoid the 'cock and balls', I'll leave that for ...certain members here...the voodoo doll one is rather amusing.

Bean curd? makes me think of an anglicized version of 'mochi' which are essentially fairly hollow rice-cakes of a spherical or ovoid shape and filled with sweet bean-curd paste. When I was in one of the colleges I went to, whenever I went to my spliff-lunch-spliff break I'd ALWAYS go to a certain oriental goods store in a nearby chinatown and get several packs of mochi, after someone else there turned me on to their existence. Tried one, and they ended up being my lunch every day after. Both very filling, comes in several flavours and quite delicious.

(there were quite a few niggers at that place that sold weed..[here i am making a distinction between black people and niggers. Those with dark skin potentially with negroid ancestry in tribes, are people who are black, niggers are the type that view women as bitches and fuckholes, go round mugging people, generally treat people like shit, and respond violently to being merely having a passer by on the street point their head in the same direction. Most dark skinned people are black people, the latter class, the kind that like knifing people and the 'thug 4 lyfe, bitch' attitude, they are niggers) so I'd generally buy some off said niggers (obviously, with their making money, they did not behave as such to me) at lunchtime, work up a nice appetite, then after the food stopped me being baked (for some reason, generally I find that any food containing sugars immediately brings me from as stoned as you can get, to baseline with the first bite) then would spark up the second one, pre-rolled for the purpose. Or just blaze half the first one if the weed was of particularly excellent potency and leave the other half for after lunch.

(the 'college' was a 'job course', mandated once by the benefits agency, which did nothing to help ANYONE get a job. Just one bullying fucking great heinous bitch who ordered everybody 'get a fucking job, trash' and like utterances, and particularly targeted this one particular girl, who was the quietest, most gentle of the lot, mercilessly picking on her until she burst into tears in front of the entire class. And whilst they told everybody they were dole-scum and to get a job, they not once, ever actually provided any assistance to get a job, bar allowing access to pencil and paper, photocopier, and to a computer. Otherwise they did NOTHING.

That was the place (and getting revenge on the bitch for mistreating that girl, who really, she was harmless, never hurt anything visible enough to see with the naked eye that I ever saw, kept herself to herself, wouldn't surprise me if she was aspie in fact) that I gas-bombed to get her (and everyone else) the day off, using durian fruit, stuffed in the lowest floor toilet airvents of the men's bogs, whilst a female friend accomplice did the female ones, saving one piece of durian to chuck in the bin of the 'classroom' we were in and wrapped in a bit of crumpled paper (no defense at all against what a piece of durian can do...good god...the southeast asians might regard it as a delicacy...but whilst they say it tastes like, if one can get past the stygian tartarus-shart of a stench it gives out, 'sweet raspberry-custard-like' flavour, apparently.

One little package of durian pieces was enough to evacuate a many-story building, thinking either a gas-leak (there was no gas supply) or a chemical warfare attack. Essentially it was the latter, although of a nature such as the only harm it could cause a person was feeling sick to the stomach due to the highly aversive odour. Durian smells so filthy that it is even banned from being carried  on aircraft. I've cooked up to use, some pretty hideous-smelling things in the lab, a few of them even worse than durian fruit, but not very  many have been that bad, and very few have been worse. A few alkyl selenols or selenides, but jesus...durian is BAD. I actually did try to eat it, and I could not swallow the tiniest nibble, vomited into the bin, adding to the filthy reek that the durian was giving off. Durian, butyric acid (what gives vomit much of its nasty smell), semidigested stomach-contents and bile....lol did that bullying cow ever suffer for what she did to that poor girl. Couldn't do to the bully 'tutor' what I wanted to do (I.e defenestrate her, from about 6-7 floors up), would have gotten done for that with too great a probability for me to do so, but the durian....lol IIRC she was one who had to coordinate the evacuation. And she certainly suffered. All because of some fruit, barf and a bin full of my bile :LOL1:

Didn't get what she deserved...but I am very glad that I got the girl she targeted for so long the day off, and time to comfort her as best I was able. Lydia was her name. Got to say, I miss her. I'd love to meet her again some day, so I could go buy her dinner and a pint, and tell her just what was done to get us all out of there and why, so she could have a laugh at that bullying bitch from hell's expense, and I could watch her smile, knowing someone got her the revenge  I am pretty damn sure she herself would not have stood up and taken for herself. Was a lovely girl, aside from goth daisy, who was essentially, my partner in crime, probably who I cared for most there.

And the way that 'tutor', every...single...cunting DAY, tortured that girl...I don't like creatures like that. The worst are those that pick on the gentlest of souls. I just cannot fucking stand it. Its the lowest of the fucking low.

As for the donut site...that, I am going for. Definitely. I like to mail order rare/very hard to get candies sometimes, but I've never seen a site like that that does specialty donuts before.

But a thread falsely claiming the user 'eclair' has died, that I  find in extremely shitty poor taste. Thats just not right. I know fucked up is the rule rather than the exception here, but there are things that even if not violating the TOS, ought not to fly here, and the 'wrath of the community ought to descend en-masse upon those responsible. And for that matter *trips the OP up and stamps on their testicles, one at a time, before stamping again on both at once, pissing in their open mouth as they groan on the floor, shits on their chest in a pattern writing 'sister-fucking son of a gutterborn whore' in diarrhea-squirt over their chest, standing on their mouth and nose until they have no choice but to swallow my piss, and walks off in contempt*

Beyond the pale. Way, way beyond the pale.

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