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Signs you're a liberal
« on: February 09, 2008, 12:36:01 AM »
1.You're a Pussy
2.You love Rossie O'Donnel
3. Michael Moore is your best friend
4. You know the Canadian National Antheme
5. You are really good at running away
6. You believe that guns grow legs and go walking around shooting people
7. You like to give criminals an advantage
8. you like it up the ass
9. You havent seen much sunlight lately because your head has been up your ass
10.You're a hypocrite
11.You want higher taxes
12. You don't understand common sense
13. Your name is Mr. O'Neill, NHS Asst. Principal
14. You admire Princess Diana and all the work she did for the poor and the children...yet you find Mother Teresa creepy.
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2008, 12:43:57 AM »
I get 4, 5, and 9.

I like anal, but more the giving
than the receiving.

Do I qualify?

Doesn't Larry Craig like it up
the ass? Is he a liberal?
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2008, 01:17:02 AM »
i got 1,9 and 14
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2008, 01:33:46 AM »
Can't say that I much give a shit for what
princess died was doing. But, mother theressa
was creepy. Kinda see them as the same.
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2008, 05:17:08 AM »
I am 1,5 and maybe 10.
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2008, 05:25:02 AM »
Signs you're a fuckwit

1. you think state taxation is the work of pinko fags, yet bitch like a motherfucker because you can't afford proper medical treatment when you need it

2. you equate giving a fuck about other people with being a coward and a pussy

3. you also consider everyone who doesn't subscribe to your narrow set of values as the enemy, unamerican, or a liberal homo

4. you think ronald reagan was a politician

5. you make dumbass stereotypes up to post on the internet to show everyone you don't know how to make a cogent argument.

:oneliner:
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2008, 08:52:45 PM »
Shit. I'm a liberal but not a fuckwit.
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2008, 10:27:30 PM »
I only got 11 on the liberal thing, and 4 on the fuckwit thing.
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2008, 02:28:42 AM »
Fuck Lady Di and Mother Teresa
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2008, 10:52:58 AM »
 :laugh: lol at 4, it's true.
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2008, 11:20:47 PM »
sines ur a faggot: ur the guy who startd dis topik
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2008, 03:20:27 AM »
Quote from: Magical Trevor on February 09, 2008, 05:25:02 AM
Signs you're a fuckwit

1. you think state taxation is the work of pinko fags, yet bitch like a motherfucker because you can't afford proper medical treatment when you need it

2. you equate giving a fuck about other people with being a coward and a pussy

3. you also consider everyone who doesn't subscribe to your narrow set of values as the enemy, unamerican, or a liberal homo

4. you think ronald reagan was a politician

5. you make dumbass stereotypes up to post on the internet to show everyone you don't know how to make a cogent argument.

:oneliner:

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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #12 on: February 29, 2008, 08:02:42 PM »
15. You have a mental disorder :zoinks:
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #13 on: February 29, 2008, 08:12:57 PM »
Quote from: Dexter Morgan on February 12, 2008, 02:28:42 AM
Fuck Lady Di and Mother Teresa

With your dick, maybe. Not mine!
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Re: Signs you're a liberal
« Reply #14 on: February 29, 2008, 08:15:04 PM »
How did I miss this thread?

Dunc gets a fuckwit-lantern plus!

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