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Offline odeon

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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2008, 09:12:10 AM »
The Morgan's fine. It's the old Volvo that is the problem.  :grrr:
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2008, 09:14:10 AM »
phew.  i was worried there, for a minute.

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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2008, 09:28:22 AM »
The tv and the computer. I've never actually hit either one because I can't live without them.
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2008, 09:30:04 AM »
Come on putting a brick though a TV is fun >:D
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2008, 09:36:32 AM »
Quote from: parts on February 07, 2008, 09:30:04 AM
Come on putting a brick though a TV is fun >:D

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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2008, 11:52:31 AM »
My uncle shot his toilette.
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2008, 03:40:04 PM »
Quote from: 鴉片 on February 07, 2008, 11:52:31 AM
My uncle shat on his toilette.

Fixed. Sorry to be so obvious, but...
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2008, 03:40:38 PM »
/shudders at the misuse of the word toilette...
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2008, 05:05:53 PM »
Oh crap.  :laugh:

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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2018, 04:56:11 AM »
I wonder if Kayleigh threatened our TV. Because now it has a bright spot. It's only noticeable when the screen is white though.
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2018, 04:32:29 PM »
Tell her to say sorry. Maybe the bright spot will disappear.
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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2018, 07:53:28 PM »
I do this.  ;)

Normally gas trimmers and lawnmowers.

"I don't have time fix your fucking ass again today...either run you little SOB or I will take you apart piece by piece and sell you for scrap."

...and sometimes I do. :zoinks:



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Re: Do you threaten inanimate objects?
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2018, 07:04:22 AM »
serious necromancy here.
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