"because he's FUCKING sexy", is why.

[McGiver]

does that mean i have to think of a title?

shit - that requires thinking, and i haven't eaten yet today.  pah.

how 'bout;
eat shit.  pah.

[Lucifer]

erm... i can think of better things to eat.  my own eyeballs would do it.

eamonn - the pants reference is from Blackadder III - it's Flashheart.

as for the "what they're saying about you" thing, it's a (very) old joke.

i think i'll shut up and go and eat my eyeballs.

[eamonn]

I recognised the things they say about you joke, i was joking too.

I havent seen blackadder for years so i wouldnt remember most shows never mind quotes. Il need to get the dvd's, ace show.

[Lucifer]

oh gods - i can recite the whole thing from memory, more or less - how sad is that?

(well, i did used to be an actor, so i'm good at remembering lines).

i can do that with "the day today" (chris morris) as well - get that out while you're in the dvd shop, and we can quote bits from it, and form a clique and really fuck everyone else off.

sound like a plan?

lol.

[eamonn]

Oooh, you maughty girl you, raaarl. Do i make you horny baby? Shit that's right everyone has seen and quotes Austin Powers. Maybe il keep an eye out for the day today then, is that the news comedy? I think i seen them when they were showing.

[Lucifer]

can't even bear the idea of watching austin powers, so never seen it.  i'm afraid your bon mots (the austin powers ones, anyway) will, therefore, be lost on me.

yeah, that's "the day today" - fucking hilarious.  was what chris morris did before he did "brass eye", and the infamous paedophilia skit.  the man is a genius.  who can forget a drug called "joss askland's spunky backpack"?

[duncvis]

I did until now... still can't remember much of the sketch though.

[Lucifer]

is the brass eye programme about Cake - the new drug.

all those famous people and MPs being duped magnificently.  stupendous...

[El]

PMSL!!!

Yes?

By the way I know your ttle is accidental but it's still actually a good title.

[RobertN]

Hiya Vivi - its Robert here!!?

I've got some news you may like. I'm moving down to your area in 18 months time, so I'll be able to pop in for a few sessions!!!?

[BIG EAMONN!]

This is just a general reminder to let everyone here know that stalking and harrassment are now illegal offences in most western countries.

[purposefulinsanity]

This is just a general reminder to let everyone here know that stalking and harrassment are now illegal offences in most western countries.

PMSL- have some karma for that one

[Lucifer]

Hiya Vivi - its Robert here!! 

I've got some news you may like. I'm moving down to your area in 18 months time, so I'll be able to pop in for a few sessions!!! 

oh, that's nice, robert.  i presume you're talking about a few sessions on politics?  that would be useful - i'll se what i can dredge up in the way of references for the background to basic political issues for you.

hate to say it, but i was planning on moving next year.  and no, this isn't a recent thought - i started planning it about 3 years ago...

eamonn - i grinned.  well, showed my teeth, anyway.

[peegai]

Hiya Vivi - its Robert here!! 

I've got some news you may like. I'm moving down to your area in 18 months time, so I'll be able to pop in for a few sessions!!! 

Why would you wanna move into a shithole like Bristhole? As for Bath, it's filled with pompous wankers.

[duncvis]

As for Bath, it's filled with pompous wankers.

Sounds like Harrogate. Stuck up twats capital of the North.