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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2007, 02:48:02 PM »
here it is

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7152744.stm

just looks like a normal chair lol
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2007, 03:05:10 PM »
I always carry my cell phone in my anus it keeps it nice and warm :P


If such a machine as you describe I think they would have to build safe zones instead of prisons because most people have done something. Just think of all the copy write infringement on the net.
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2007, 03:18:31 PM »
they still search for drugs. >:(
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2007, 03:21:36 PM »
Quote from: <°)))>< on December 20, 2007, 02:48:02 PM
here it is

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7152744.stm

just looks like a normal chair lol

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My daughter would set it off, since she has metal wires holding her sternum together because of her open heart surgery, and they say that a paper clip would set it off.

What about people with metal fillings in their teeth?

Wouldn't it have been a better idea to make wire mesh Faraday cages surrounding the prisons and disable cell phone signals coming in?
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2007, 03:25:15 PM »
My nephew has a metal plate in his hand and was surprised he didn't set any of the detectors off when he went on a plane. I think it my depend on the type of metal as well as the mass
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2007, 03:26:07 PM »
The drug dog looks wrecked.
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2007, 03:28:20 PM »
Quote from: Kosmo on December 20, 2007, 03:26:07 PM
The drug dog looks wrecked.


He ate the last batch he found :laugh:
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2007, 03:31:06 PM »
 :laugh: or inhaled a bag of dope.
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2007, 03:33:00 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on December 20, 2007, 03:21:36 PM
Wouldn't it have been a better idea to make wire mesh Faraday cages surrounding the prisons and disable cell phone signals coming in?

You could install shielding while building new prisons, but it would be extremely difficult to retrofit existing prisons.  If the conductive cladding was on the inside, inmates could remove it, and it would be impractical and enormously expensive to apply it externally.  They also can't jam the signals because a lot of prisons are in towns and cities where jamming would interfere with people outside the prison.
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2007, 03:38:18 PM »
My phone works for shit inside as it is.  You could locally jam cell phones without to much affect on the community.  I used to jam my neighbors radio when he had it on too loud with a small transmitter I made it only worked over about 100 feet.  And yes that would be one of my crimes also 
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2007, 03:49:18 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on December 20, 2007, 02:34:59 PM
I would hate to go to prison, and that would be my fate if everything I ever did was detected lol.
:agreed:

On second thought,
they'd probably just
get a first strike in on
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2007, 03:49:43 PM »
Quote from: <°)))>< on December 20, 2007, 02:38:59 PM
i would hate to go to prison as well. i don't want someone shoving their hand up my arse to see if i'm hiding drugs and phones.

How about something else?   :eyebrows:
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2007, 04:01:35 PM »
Quote from: <°)))>< on December 20, 2007, 02:48:02 PM
here it is

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7152744.stm

just looks like a normal chair lol

That is the best part.   Someone could sit in it while visiting my house and not know I am screening them for cramming a phone in their colon.   I could then tell them to leave or embarass them for having a cell phone in their ass.   Imagine yelling at someone to GTFO your house when you find out they are bum smuggling a cellphone.
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2007, 04:02:41 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2007, 11:51:22 PM »
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