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100% criminal detection
« on: December 20, 2007, 08:54:38 AM »
If someone invented a technology that allowed for 100% detection of crimes and automatically created a huge database of every crime committed by every person in the world, what would happen to society?  Given the enormous numbers of drug users, would the prison system implode?  Would drugs be legalised once their huge popularity and the extent of their use by respected members of society was revealed?  Would the world's politicians be decimated by a vast wave of arrests and popular uprisings as their crimes were revealed?

If such a technology ever was invented, I suspect the people in power would keep it very tightly under their control, to be accessed and used by them only.  It might help them to destroy political opponents, but it would be useless for controlling the population unless it was used very selectively, as there would be too many people to arrest otherwise.

It would be interesting if multiple countries possessed their own global crime detection systems and could publish the crimes of each other's leaders.  Would the public care enough to do anything about it?  If France published a list of the crimes committed by US politicians, how many Americans would even believe it?

What penalties would you be liable for if there was a database file of all your crimes?  I suspect I could get at least a few years of prison time.
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2007, 09:42:47 AM »
they would have to legalize weed at least. and prolly codeine and valium.

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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2007, 12:09:30 PM »
I would probably have to pay fines for some speeding tickets.

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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2007, 12:15:05 PM »
And I have a few parking tickets, in addition to the speeding tickets... :laugh:
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2007, 01:47:08 PM »
I'm not listing them all. THEY might be watching. :ninja:

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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2007, 02:30:43 PM »
i've never been naughty.  :orly:

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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2007, 02:34:59 PM »
I would hate to go to prison, and that would be my fate if everything I ever did was detected lol.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2007, 02:38:59 PM »
i would hate to go to prison as well. i don't want someone shoving their hand up my arse to see if i'm hiding drugs and phones.

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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2007, 02:40:04 PM »
Everyone would be locked up. There would be no-one out there.

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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2007, 02:42:05 PM »
i would hate to go to prison as well. i don't want someone shoving their hand up my arse to see if i'm hiding drugs and phones.

crazy to shove a phone up your butt.
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2007, 02:43:05 PM »
very crazy. they have a chair now that detects if you have a phone up your arse.

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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2007, 02:44:33 PM »
very crazy. they have a chair now that detects if you have a phone up your arse.
lololol thats awesome

I must have that chair.
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2007, 02:45:24 PM »
does it stick a hand in there?
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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2007, 02:46:35 PM »
i think it detects metal inside you or something lol
i saw it on the news yesterday

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Re: 100% criminal detection
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2007, 02:47:49 PM »
5 years from now it will be detected to give ass cancer.
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