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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2006, 02:50:36 PM »
uh, dr phil.

you get your kharma back.  niiiiice.
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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2006, 02:55:49 PM »
Yeah wise idea dont piss me off or youll end up pissing all over YOURSELF. ?;D

HELL vixen fire breather? oh so you noticed i was from Glasgow then.
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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2006, 02:58:38 PM »
so is my avatar.
from glasgow.

i promise to be nice.  i am a social retard though.  so, if i am ever out of line please give me a warning.  so that i may be your bitch, and apologize.
thank you, for your understanding
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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2006, 03:01:00 PM »
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i am a social retard though

It's ok being Americain is tough as it is without this self depreciation act to impress the ladies
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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2006, 03:02:35 PM »
You've got to watch out for those Glaswegians.  An awfully rough bunch, and terribly clever too.  Quite scary sometimes, so I hear.  I think I'd be frightened if I met one.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2006, 03:03:53 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 03, 2006, 03:02:35 PM
You've got to watch out for those Glaswegians.  An awfully rough bunch, and terribly clever too.  Quite scary sometimes, so I hear.  I think I'd be frightened if I met one.

Yeah I live with one back home, he's a right miserable sod but thats probably because he moved to Corby AHHHH HAHAHHAAHA!! sucker
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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2006, 03:05:27 PM »
its not an act.

i am terribly afraid


also on my terribly afraid of list
duncs wife
pms elle
pyraxis
vivi

and of course
danlo
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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2006, 03:09:27 PM »
LOL i was gonna say something similar Praetor ?:P

Listen the likelyhood is, im gonna offend almost every person on here in some way or another and without realising it at times too, so it really doesnt matter.

Oh and im good with warnings, so dont worry, the last guy was pissing blood for ages but thats trivial. ?;D

I dont feel Glaswegian except when im kicking guys in the nuts etc............but they usually deserve it.

I want a modified taser or stun gun so when i go to the local shops i can stick a few thousand volts into the neds (scummy little bastards) that sit on the wall there all the fucking time. Im sure the volts would get them off it, probably theyd bounce off and fly into the road infront of oncoming traffic but hey, who cares, needs must and all that ?;D

Theyre already kinda scared of me but i dont know why. ?:-\
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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2006, 03:16:07 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 03, 2006, 03:02:35 PM
You've got to watch out for those Glaswegians.? An awfully rough bunch, and terribly clever too.? Quite scary sometimes, so I hear.? I think I'd be frightened if I met one.

i know of one man from Glasgow that likes to imagine Eamonn licking his anus. Long haired fella that wears a skirt.
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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2006, 03:18:31 PM »
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Oh and im good with warnings, so dont worry, the last guy was pissing blood for ages but thats trivial.

Don't worry.  The only warnings you'll get here are if you're boring or seeking sympathy.

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I want a modified taser or stun gun so when i go to the local shops i can stick a few thousand volts into the neds (scummy little bastards) that sit on the wall there all the fucking time. Im sure the volts would get them off it, probably theyd bounce off and fly into the road infront of oncoming traffic but hey, who cares, needs must and all that

Wow!  She's one of those classy Glaswegians!  And you know what?  I heard there's guys from there that have these special 'abilities'.  You know, in the bedroom?  They can last forever or something, but I've no idea how they do it.  Hypnotica, have you ever heard of guys like that?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2006, 03:19:32 PM »
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I dont feel Glaswegian except when im kicking guys in the nuts

Kicking a packet of noddies nuts out of their hand, oh you nasty girl. Wouldn't like it if we did that to you munching on your mint flavour ice cream
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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2006, 03:23:03 PM »
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i know of one man from Glasgow that likes to imagine Eamonn licking his anus. Long haired fella that wears a skirt.

Really? Fancy that!
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2006, 05:35:06 PM »
Quote from: Hypnotica_Gaze on April 03, 2006, 02:55:49 PM
oh so you noticed i was from Glasgow then.


I noticed right away.
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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2006, 05:40:51 PM »
Corby?

christ - what a fucking shite hole.  what did he do to derserve that level of hell?   :o
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Re: Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2006, 07:39:22 PM »
Peter when you say special abilities.............do you mean learning disabilities or guys that use viagra ;) Oh and when i said i was good with warnings...........i meant dealing them out. :P

Seriously in Glasgow you know youve met a special guy when you find one thats actually sober. ;D

Plus Praetor.............you know what im like with my knee...........i cant help it, its like giving Gary Glitter a job in a Thai orphanage and telling him not to tuck the kids in or something.




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