Ever gotten sick from eating your own boogers?

[renaeden]

What is wrong with using tissues?

My mum told me that when I was little and had a snotty nose, she would hold a tissue up to my face and say, "Blow." And I would sniff. I guess it is hard to teach kids some things. But apparently I was the easiest to potty train out of the four of us. Once I was put on the potty to go, I wouldn't wear nappies and always went to the potty instead. My mum was pretty happy with that. But my sister wet the bed for years.

[P7PSP]

Now the booger thread is back on track. 

[Natalia Evans]

I remember years ago on WP I asked if anyone has ever swallowed their snot and eclair's response was "That makes me want to vomit no offense." Then years later I learned that topic isn't allowed on WP and it counts as extroty functions whatever the word is. Even farts fall under that too because I can remember when one of my threads turned into about farts and sinsboldly reminded us of the rules and bolded the rule we were breaking and told us all to knock it off.

I wonder if breast milk would fall under that too?

[renaeden]

There isn't really anything gross about breast milk. But farts and snot, yes that can be seen as gross.

['andersom']

Earwax is incredibly bitter. I wouldn't recommend it.

For some reason, my cat is nuts for earwax. She will dig into the garbage can to find cotton swabs we have used and she eats them. I have not tried earwax, but the smell puts me off enough that I won't put it into my mouth.

Boogers stink, too. I'll leave them for other people to eat.

One of my cats likes to lick my ears clean. Must be a feline thing. Earwax is incredibly gross I think.

['andersom']

I mean literally sick.


Have you?

Wow I posted this? What an odd question. I have never heard of such a thing. What was I on? Was I even dreaming when I posted this? I sure wasn't on drugs nor do I drink.

:lol:

The miracles of the mind. 

['andersom']

That's the least of the toddler nastiness in my house right now.  He has reached a phase where he doesn't like having poop in his diaper, so as soon as he goes he takes it out.  He doesn't like it on his hands any better, so he wipes it off on the couch, curtains, walls, carpet, his clothes, my clothes, etc, etc, etc.  I even found a stash under the sofa where I think he thought he was hiding it.

Ahhhh, the budding artist. 

['andersom']

I may have a problem.

I read this whole thread and was very amused.

Does that mean I have some kind of disorder?

[Natalia Evans]

Some people do find breast milk gross. They see it as a bodily function.

[Osensitive1]

Some people do find breast milk gross. They see it as a bodily function.

Maybe more due to being a bodily fluid.

[P7PSP]

There isn't really anything gross about breast milk. But farts and snot, yes that can be seen as gross.

Farts have great entertainment value. Of course I never fart. 

[Natalia Evans]

Some people do find breast milk gross. They see it as a bodily function.

Maybe more due to being a bodily fluid.

I once read about a mother being arrested for spraying an officer with her boob.

[eris]

Some people do find breast milk gross. They see it as a bodily function.

Maybe more due to being a bodily fluid.

I once read about a mother being arrested for spraying an officer with her boob.

You can get arrested for spraying an officer with anything. That is considered assault and if you do it to a cop it can even be attempted murder.

Why attempted murder ? well no one knows if you have AIDS or hep C so they stretch it into attempted murder if you throw bodily fluids at someone, but the charges usually dont stick and you just get aggravated assault.

[midlifeaspie]

I may have a problem.

I read this whole thread and was very amused.

Does that mean I have some kind of disorder?

Don't we all?

[The_Chosen_One]

I remember years ago on WP I asked if anyone has ever swallowed their snot and eclair's response was "That makes me want to vomit no offense." Then years later I learned that topic isn't allowed on WP and it counts as extroty functions whatever the word is. Even farts fall under that too because I can remember when one of my threads turned into about farts and sinsboldly reminded us of the rules and bolded the rule we were breaking and told us all to knock it off.

I wonder if breast milk would fall under that too?

Ironic, seeing as Wanplanet is full of shit and most of the contributors are old farts.