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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2007, 06:24:32 PM »
*gets a semi*
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2007, 06:30:26 PM »


Up the ass.
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2007, 06:57:10 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 30, 2007, 06:02:10 PM
Those who were selected to be ass fairies,
and turned down the honor are worse than
the wannabees.


I think I'll stay off the bandwagon
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2007, 07:06:22 PM »
Maybe you'll get lucky, when the o-man shows.
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2007, 07:11:31 PM »

Obviously Randy has had enough of me. I have been pwned.
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2007, 07:22:04 PM »
Impossible! The ass fairies CAN'T be pwnd.
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2007, 10:05:13 PM »
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2007, 10:14:55 AM »
Ah good joke :laugh:

Half assed if you ask me, because I forgive people, that calmns me down.  Meditation to, so even when I take cayenne pepper, tired, or otherwise I am happy anyway.

How you would expect to bother me when I have so much controll is beyond me.

Ass fairys make me horny. >:D
So does meditation, apples, meat, and pratically anything else.

You fuck with me, I will spank all the ass fairies away :laugh:
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2007, 10:16:27 AM »
spank us, baby. >:D
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #39 on: October 31, 2007, 10:22:45 AM »
Will you spank the ass fairy lovers too?  :eyelash:
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #40 on: October 31, 2007, 10:25:48 AM »
I adapt, so something that may not turn me on, will turn me on.  Sex is my thing, but somethings I won't do even if you pay me. Certain things Jessica wants me to do, but I won't go into them.

Meat?  I had a fuckn can a of tuna for lunch, with DHA and EPA supplement (2.4grams).  DHA and EPA are good for sperm, and I tend to want :wanker: after that supplement.  Alfalfa (30grams, minimum 6 grams I think) Has alot of zinc in it.   Alfalfa is a supergreen food, and I think the zinc is makes me want to jack off.  Alfalfa reduces appetite, and promotes good mood. Meat has alot of zinc in it to, and so does my multivitamin (22.5mg 150% daily value of zinc, with  another jack off helper, ginko biloba extract.)  I have to get rid of the zinc some how :wanker: or it turns from an antioxidant to an oxidant. I am not quite sure on that, that being the cause.
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #41 on: October 31, 2007, 10:27:28 AM »
What the fuck, don't agitate me :wanker: :laugh:

Welll, see?  I am already going.  Its harder for me not to care who I hurt with my perverted jokes.
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #42 on: October 31, 2007, 10:30:16 AM »
Here cum the ass fairies,
deep in yer butthole.
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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #43 on: October 31, 2007, 10:36:43 AM »
They prefer you more, because I don't wipe my ass :laugh:

See I just don't care! :laugh:

I did really, I always did, its just that I diahrrea, so it looked like I didn't.  Sea algae can cause that, when you first start using it.  Detoxification you know.

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Re: Ass fairy, I call you out
« Reply #44 on: October 31, 2007, 10:47:36 AM »
Diarrhea, you dipshit. Diarrhea...
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