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Which aspie would you eat and why?
« on: June 12, 2006, 07:40:25 PM »
No, not that kind of eat.

If you were a cannibal, which aspie would you eat and why?  I would eat Nomaken, because he is the rarest bird I have ever known.  His feathers are soft and colorful, and his flesh would be succulant and strange on my tongue. 

Please include how you would cook him or her, or if you would go raw.  I would barbecue Nomaken.
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2006, 08:53:51 PM »
Can I eat myself?
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2006, 09:24:51 PM »
Yes, but why, and how would you cook yourself (unless you will eat yourself raw).
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2006, 12:32:12 AM »
from what i understand, nomaken is already done.

i'd cut him in cheese slices and eat him plain, maybe a cracker now and then.  but mainly one bite-sized slice at a time.
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2006, 02:34:14 AM »
I think I'd eat baby, I think she'd carve well as a roast.
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2006, 06:20:59 AM »
I know this is intended to complimentary, but I really couldnt end the life of anyone I treasure that is alive.  And the people I dont treasure I wouldnt recommend be eaten by bacteria.  So if I had to kill and eat someone I'd choose myself.  If it is someone already dead.... I can't say who, because they'd get pissed at me.
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2006, 09:45:04 AM »
I'd say I'd eat Happeh but it would probably make me assymetrical somehow.

As for cooking choice, I'd decapiate him frist and donate his brain to sceince, then grind him up and serve him in a stir-fry at some kind of medical conference.? I think he'd like it that way; one final fuck-you to doctors.

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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2006, 08:09:27 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on June 13, 2006, 06:20:59 AM
If it is someone already dead.... I can't say who, because they'd get pissed at me.

If they're already dead, now how can they get pissed at you?
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2006, 12:49:31 AM »
I would lean against the nearest tree, forcing the knife in my back to severe my spine and therefor enabling me to bend over far enough to eat myself.
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2006, 12:51:31 AM »
The living person reading the forum might be angry at me.
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2006, 09:00:42 AM »
Omg, I think hiro is sicker than nomaken! :o  We need TWO extra poll options now.
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2006, 04:34:04 PM »
Quote from: shima on June 16, 2006, 09:00:42 AM
Omg, I think hiro is sicker than nomaken! :o? We need TWO extra poll options now.
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2006, 04:06:09 AM »
Anyhow, I'd eat PMS elle to try and absorb some of her wit, humor, and power.
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2006, 02:00:56 PM »
I'd eat fluorescent, since then I'd be unrivalled in hotness, and he'd be high in protein too.  :)
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Re: Which aspie would you eat and why?
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2006, 02:10:12 PM »
Are you sure, considering I had cancer?  I know its in remission, but what if...

The fact of the matter is, I rarely ever get sick.
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