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Offline Semicolon

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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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How big is your penis?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Has a woman ever laughed at your penis?

Do you have a girlfriend, or any means of regular intercourse?

What age did you start masturbating at?

Have you ever paid for sex? If not, would you?

Do you ever feel inadequate around women?

Truthfully, out of 10, how good in bed would you say you are?

Have you ever had homosexual urges?

How would you react if a partner told you that you were no good in bed?


And finally, do you ever poke shit out of your ass with your finger? :orly: :orly:
« Last Edit: January 04, 2011, 01:28:26 AM by Butterflies »

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Ask the Kinder, Gentler Scrapheap 2.0 Anything I will answer ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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How big is your penis?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Has a woman ever laughed at your penis?

Do you have a girlfriend, or any means of regular intercourse?

What age did you start masturbating at?

Have you ever paid for sex? If not, would you?

Do you ever feel inadequate around women?

Truthfully, out of 10, how good in bed would you say you are?

Have you ever had homosexual urges?

How would you react if a partner told you that you were no good in bed?


And finally, do you ever poke shit out of your ass with your finger? :orly: :orly:

 :lol:

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How big is your penis?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Has a woman ever laughed at your penis?

Do you have a girlfriend, or any means of regular intercourse?

What age did you start masturbating at?

Have you ever paid for sex? If not, would you?

Do you ever feel inadequate around women?

Truthfully, out of 10, how good in bed would you say you are?

Have you ever had homosexual urges?

How would you react if a partner told you that you were no good in bed?


And finally, do you ever poke shit out of your ass with your finger? :orly: :orly:

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How big is your penis?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Has a woman ever laughed at your penis?

Do you have a girlfriend, or any means of regular intercourse?

What age did you start masturbating at?

Have you ever paid for sex? If not, would you?

Do you ever feel inadequate around women?

Truthfully, out of 10, how good in bed would you say you are?

Have you ever had homosexual urges?

How would you react if a partner told you that you were no good in bed?


And finally, do you ever poke shit out of your ass with your finger? :orly: :orly:

Do you want true answers? or sweet, seductive lies.  ;)  :-*

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How big is your penis?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Has a woman ever laughed at your penis?

Do you have a girlfriend, or any means of regular intercourse?

What age did you start masturbating at?

Have you ever paid for sex? If not, would you?

Do you ever feel inadequate around women?

Truthfully, out of 10, how good in bed would you say you are?

Have you ever had homosexual urges?

How would you react if a partner told you that you were no good in bed?


And finally, do you ever poke shit out of your ass with your finger? :orly: :orly:

Do you want true answers? or sweet, seductive lies.  ;)  :-*

The truth works for me :2thumbsup:

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How big is your penis?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Has a woman ever laughed at your penis?

Do you have a girlfriend, or any means of regular intercourse?

What age did you start masturbating at?

Have you ever paid for sex? If not, would you?

Do you ever feel inadequate around women?

Truthfully, out of 10, how good in bed would you say you are?

Have you ever had homosexual urges?

How would you react if a partner told you that you were no good in bed?


And finally, do you ever poke shit out of your ass with your finger? :orly: :orly:

Do you want true answers? or sweet, seductive lies.  ;)  :-*

The truth works for me :2thumbsup:

Why should I answer your questions when you refuse to answer mine?? :nerdy:

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he's got a point there... :chin:

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he's got a point there... :chin:

I'm not :viking: enough  to answer his questions. It's cool if he's not  :viking: enough to answer mine.

It's just that I thought Scrappy was big :viking: guy. I thought he would at least be  :viking: er than a tiny, probia-riddled girl. I might have been wrong, and if I am, I think we should all try to show him respect and support, and not ridicule him for his craven cowardice ;)
« Last Edit: January 04, 2011, 12:39:23 PM by Butterflies »

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How big is your penis?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Has a woman ever laughed at your penis?

Do you have a girlfriend, or any means of regular intercourse?

What age did you start masturbating at?

Have you ever paid for sex? If not, would you?

Do you ever feel inadequate around women?

Truthfully, out of 10, how good in bed would you say you are?

Have you ever had homosexual urges?

How would you react if a partner told you that you were no good in bed?


And finally, do you ever poke shit out of your ass with your finger? :orly: :orly:

Do you want true answers? or sweet, seductive lies.  ;)  :-*

The truth works for me :2thumbsup:

Why should I answer your questions when you refuse to answer mine?? :nerdy:

Renaeden answered your questions, and she asked you to answer those same questions.
Yes, answer the questions!
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Face it butterflies, you just gotta answer the goddamn questions yourself first   :autism:

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How big is your penis?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Has a woman ever laughed at your penis?

Do you have a girlfriend, or any means of regular intercourse?

What age did you start masturbating at?

Have you ever paid for sex? If not, would you?

Do you ever feel inadequate around women?

Truthfully, out of 10, how good in bed would you say you are?

Have you ever had homosexual urges?

How would you react if a partner told you that you were no good in bed?


And finally, do you ever poke shit out of your ass with your finger? :orly: :orly:

Do you want true answers? or sweet, seductive lies.  ;)  :-*

The truth works for me :2thumbsup:

Why should I answer your questions when you refuse to answer mine?? :nerdy:

Renaeden answered your questions, and she asked you to answer those same questions.
Yes, answer the questions!

But those were different questions, not the ones Butterflies asked. :nerdy:

Offline Semicolon

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How big is your penis?

How many sexual partners have you had?

Has a woman ever laughed at your penis?

Do you have a girlfriend, or any means of regular intercourse?

What age did you start masturbating at?

Have you ever paid for sex? If not, would you?

Do you ever feel inadequate around women?

Truthfully, out of 10, how good in bed would you say you are?

Have you ever had homosexual urges?

How would you react if a partner told you that you were no good in bed?


And finally, do you ever poke shit out of your ass with your finger? :orly: :orly:

Do you want true answers? or sweet, seductive lies.  ;)  :-*

The truth works for me :2thumbsup:

Why should I answer your questions when you refuse to answer mine?? :nerdy:

Renaeden answered your questions, and she asked you to answer those same questions.
Yes, answer the questions!

But those were different questions, not the ones Butterflies asked. :nerdy:

I noticed. The point stands.
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.