I wish my comfortable pink house shorts, singlet top, no bra was appropriate to wear to the shops.
There are some days I wish that I was one of the people of Walmart and seriously didn't give a shit.
I did do that one time, wore the most disgusting trakky daks to the shop after an exhausting trip, I looked like a dog. My partner went to get the takeaway, I went to the other shop to get chocolate and coke. As I walk back to meet my partner, who the FUCK happens to be at the front takeaway shop? My ex. The trakky daks were his too!!!

You've never seen someone detour and scuttle so quickly across the road and jump in the car and hide!