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Author Topic: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight  (Read 4089 times)

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2007, 02:38:27 PM »
you leave j. depp alone, or PI will see to it you're never capable of coming on a biscuit ever again. 


I can get to j. depp before any of you get to me.
doubt it - he lives about half an hour away from me, at the mo.

I suspect I could beat you to it, with a fast chopper.
Why are you talking food? Do you have your mouth full or something?
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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2007, 02:39:49 PM »
you leave j. depp alone, or PI will see to it you're never capable of coming on a biscuit ever again. 


I can get to j. depp before any of you get to me.
doubt it - he lives about half an hour away from me, at the mo.

I suspect I could beat you to it, with a fast chopper.
Why are you talking food? Do you have your mouth full or something?
*yawns* Not food, helis. Asides that little joke was for Richard...

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2007, 02:45:04 PM »
I always thought lack of use had the opposite effect on men- you learn something new everyday.

Duuurr!!! you haven't been reading my posts in recent weeks I take it.

You mean the ones where you broke up with your latest girlfriend cos the sex was so good you were watching tv during it? 

She was boring. That's not my fault.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2007, 03:42:13 PM »
you leave j. depp alone, or PI will see to it you're never capable of coming on a biscuit ever again. 


I can get to j. depp before any of you get to me.
doubt it - he lives about half an hour away from me, at the mo.

I suspect I could beat you to it, with a fast chopper.
Why are you talking food? Do you have your mouth full or something?
*yawns* Not food, helis. Asides that little joke was for Richard...

Yes, for Richard moments before. A good one, worth recycling.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2007, 03:49:41 PM »
Stuka's at 20 yards.
Challenger provides the weapons.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2007, 03:50:35 PM »
/chokes on cigarette.

Don't snarf it.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2007, 03:51:28 PM »
I always thought lack of use had the opposite effect on men- you learn something new everyday.

Duuurr!!! you haven't been reading my posts in recent weeks I take it.
i get crabby also, when i am not getting enough poontang.

Gee, maybe if you all chipped in and rented me some
pussy, I'd be less obnoxious?

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2007, 04:51:54 PM »
it would have been easier for you to just leave, scrap, than being humiliated like this.
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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2007, 05:01:56 PM »
What's this thread all about then?
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2007, 05:03:40 PM »

The faintball plight, I think.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2007, 05:07:02 PM »
Ah...  I was hoping it was about Lucifer's vagina. 
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2007, 05:08:05 PM »

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2007, 05:25:59 PM »
Why, thank you. I know it should have been feint, but I thought it would loose to much continuity and not make sense.

:D
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2007, 05:30:55 PM »
it would have been easier for you to just leave, scrap, than being humiliated like this.
:minusevil:

Uncalled for. Look, he's making a point.
Maybe it doesn't need to be made, but
if you just let it die down, things will go
back to normal, again.

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Re: 1st Annual I² Paintball Fight
« Reply #44 on: September 09, 2007, 05:41:23 PM »
it would have been easier for you to just leave, scrap, than being humiliated like this.

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