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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #105 on: September 09, 2007, 06:19:25 PM »
Dwg, that sounds nasty.
Maybe you should go get
checked again?

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #106 on: September 09, 2007, 06:19:33 PM »


:puke: thanks for the mental image Dawg.

Glad I could help.
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #107 on: September 09, 2007, 06:24:09 PM »
Dwg, that sounds nasty.
Maybe you should go get
checked again?

I'm pretty sure it only bled, because the size tore the tissues. Bleeding stopped right away. I have another physical coming up in November. I'm fine.

I repeat ... bad subject.
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #108 on: September 09, 2007, 06:36:13 PM »
It looked like a Samsung Blackjack?

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #109 on: September 09, 2007, 06:42:57 PM »
not too much info.  tell me more?


did it hurt so good coming out, or did it just hurt?
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #110 on: September 09, 2007, 07:12:20 PM »
my ass hurts.

bad subject.
do tell.


Dawg is getting up there..... I hope it isn't his prostate.  :o

Nope. Had all that sniffed, lately.
I went my whole life without knowing what constipation was. I found out about it, two months ago, with a rookie orientation. Today I had the advanced course, blood and all. It literally looked like a black jack, the size of my forearm and I'm not skinny.

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(TOO MUCH INFO!!!)


Perfect thread for this, eh?


There are several possible reasons for black stools.  Some of them are as simple as taking iron supplements or Pepto Bismol or even eating licorice, but it can also be a sign of digested blood, which means the blood would have come from higher up your gastrointestinal tract than just your rectum and anus. 

 http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/black_stool/causes.htm

I'm glad you are going for a physical in November, but maybe you want to call your doctor sooner, just in case it's something serious.

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #111 on: September 10, 2007, 03:13:48 AM »


There are several possible reasons for black stools.  Some of them are as simple as taking iron supplements or Pepto Bismol or even eating licorice, but it can also be a sign of digested blood, which means the blood would have come from higher up your gastrointestinal tract than just your rectum and anus. 

 http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/black_stool/causes.htm

I'm glad you are going for a physical in November, but maybe you want to call your doctor sooner, just in case it's something serious.

I appreciate the link and I love Wrong Diagnosis for being so well indexed, but I was using the term "blackjack" more to describe the size and shape rather than the color, in that it was much larger on one end. The blood was very fresh and, I'm sure, the result of the shear size and inflexibility of that particular stool.

The color was about normal, considering the quantity of vegetables I have had recently. I would call it on the dark side and iron heavy, but nothing like black. I really believe that I have gotten my vegetable to fruit balance off by quite a bit, this week. The odd thing to me is that I have only recently begun to have any concerns about "that end" of my diet. As I mentioned earlier, my first encounter with constipation was about two months ago. I now have a bit more sympathy for those who deal with it on a daily basis, like my daughter and my wife.

I had a mild peptic ulcer when I was in my thirties and I remember distinctly the smell of blood in my breath and my stool. This was not the same at all. If it happens again, I will definitely call the doctor, though. I know there are prescription stool softeners that worked miracles during the time my wife was having her worst difficulties with constipation. Pregnancy messed her up "real bad." She was pregnant a lot, over a long period of time, even though we only have two kids to show for her miseries.
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #112 on: September 10, 2007, 03:15:06 AM »
not too much info.  tell me more?


did it hurt so good coming out, or did it just hurt?

Nope, it just hurt, McJ, in a kind of clinical way.

Your turn.
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #113 on: September 10, 2007, 03:26:48 AM »
Thank you for the color clarification.

My father had nasty blood in his stool,
and it basically came down to a problem
dealing with TEA, of all things.

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #114 on: September 10, 2007, 03:54:38 AM »


There are several possible reasons for black stools.  Some of them are as simple as taking iron supplements or Pepto Bismol or even eating licorice, but it can also be a sign of digested blood, which means the blood would have come from higher up your gastrointestinal tract than just your rectum and anus. 

 http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/black_stool/causes.htm

I'm glad you are going for a physical in November, but maybe you want to call your doctor sooner, just in case it's something serious.

I appreciate the link and I love Wrong Diagnosis for being so well indexed, but I was using the term "blackjack" more to describe the size and shape rather than the color, in that it was much larger on one end. The blood was very fresh and, I'm sure, the result of the shear size and inflexibility of that particular stool.

The color was about normal, considering the quantity of vegetables I have had recently. I would call it on the dark side and iron heavy, but nothing like black. I really believe that I have gotten my vegetable to fruit balance off by quite a bit, this week. The odd thing to me is that I have only recently begun to have any concerns about "that end" of my diet. As I mentioned earlier, my first encounter with constipation was about two months ago. I now have a bit more sympathy for those who deal with it on a daily basis, like my daughter and my wife.

I had a mild peptic ulcer when I was in my thirties and I remember distinctly the smell of blood in my breath and my stool. This was not the same at all. If it happens again, I will definitely call the doctor, though. I know there are prescription stool softeners that worked miracles during the time my wife was having her worst difficulties with constipation. Pregnancy messed her up "real bad." She was pregnant a lot, over a long period of time, even though we only have two kids to show for her miseries.

I'm glad you are OK.

I'm sorry that your daughter has these problems.  My daughter does as well.  She takes MiraLax every day and it seems to help her.

I found this article about constipation in children which might be helpful information to have for your daughter.

http://pediatrics.about.com/cs/conditions/l/aa070501a.htm

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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #115 on: September 10, 2007, 06:05:56 AM »
not too much info.  tell me more?


did it hurt so good coming out, or did it just hurt?

Nope, it just hurt, McJ, in a kind of clinical way.

Your turn.
sorry to hear that dawg.
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #116 on: September 10, 2007, 06:22:58 AM »

Thanks, but what I meant by "your turn", is that it's your turn to tell us why your ass hurts.

Does it hurt so good?
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #117 on: September 10, 2007, 06:38:15 AM »

Thanks, but what I meant by "your turn", is that it's your turn to tell us why your ass hurts.

Does it hurt so good?
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #118 on: September 10, 2007, 07:02:24 AM »
I have also experienced my first constipation (from memory) recently.
I was taking a lot of codeine after having an arthroscope, was dropping some tough nuggets.
The 'scope was to remove torn cartilage which occurred while playing Australian Football (easily the best game in the world).
It caused my knee to lock in a bent position, but would be fine after a couple of hours and some ice.
After it happened 4 times it was totally fucked so I returned to my doctor and this time he agreed I should see a specialist ("just rest it" was his primary diagnosis  ::) family doctors what the FUCK do they know?).

I don't think I'll play footy again. 70% of lateral meniscus (?) of right knee gone. Early onset arthritis predicted.
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Re: one for the ladies...
« Reply #119 on: September 11, 2007, 05:12:23 AM »
was dropping some tough nuggets.
  :laugh:
As a kid I had these sorts of stomach problems as well, think it was all due to nerves, really.
I don't think I'll play footy again. 70% of lateral meniscus (?) of right knee gone. Early onset arthritis predicted.
Wow, I am not surprised. Start taking the glucosamine now. It really helps.
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