Author Topic: Start a useless rumor about the person above you! (Read 58535 times)

odeon · « **Reply #5040 on:** July 07, 2020, 12:10:00 AM »

^Deleted said computer's contents to make room for games.

SBI_Patience · « **Reply #5041 on:** July 07, 2020, 05:51:33 PM »

^ Hacked into the bank of England from Sweden without a trace.

Gopher Gary · « **Reply #5042 on:** July 07, 2020, 05:58:58 PM »

^Scratches my tummy when no one is looking.

Genesis · « **Reply #5043 on:** July 07, 2020, 08:15:25 PM »

Usually sneaks into the White House to use a Mallet to smack Trump in the gonads.

SBI_Patience · « **Reply #5044 on:** July 08, 2020, 09:26:12 PM »

Thought Donald Trump was a rotten orange. Oh wait..... He is.

Genesis · « **Reply #5045 on:** July 08, 2020, 10:18:22 PM »

Speaks 5 languages... all of them fiction

Gopher Gary · « **Reply #5046 on:** July 09, 2020, 07:44:36 PM »

^Believes all these rumors.

Genesis · « **Reply #5047 on:** July 09, 2020, 08:29:58 PM »

^Voted for Hugo Chavez twice when providing nominations for the biggest douche bag in the universe awards

Trigger 11 · « **Reply #5048 on:** July 09, 2020, 10:11:55 PM »

^Is secretly hoarding all the Vegemite as a protest to try and get Men at Work back together for a World Tour.

Gopher Gary · « **Reply #5049 on:** July 11, 2020, 04:04:32 PM »

^Speaks softly and carries a big trombone.

Genesis · « **Reply #5050 on:** July 11, 2020, 07:39:41 PM »

^Asked me if I liked a certain kind of pie

Phoenix · « **Reply #5051 on:** July 11, 2020, 08:15:37 PM »

^ Has perfected the DQ swirl

Gopher Gary · « **Reply #5052 on:** July 12, 2020, 03:27:46 PM »

^Once lost a tooth in a barfight with Courtney Love.

Phoenix · « **Reply #5053 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:56:16 PM »

^knows this because they make jewelry from teeth and sell it on Etsy

Genesis · « **Reply #5054 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:59:15 PM »

^ Scares away midgets

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