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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #180 on: June 16, 2006, 08:05:51 PM »
Sadly, his avatar isn't terribly interesting to manipulate, and I need to sort out some new graphics software anyway.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #181 on: June 16, 2006, 08:16:02 PM »
Which is lucky for him, especially considering what you do with other peoples pics ;)

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #182 on: June 16, 2006, 08:17:52 PM »
I have no idea what you're talking about.   8)
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #183 on: June 17, 2006, 03:59:32 PM »
What the fuck are you talking about?
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

Spread your legs woman!

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #184 on: June 17, 2006, 05:01:14 PM »
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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #185 on: June 19, 2006, 11:05:16 AM »
How do you feel about the fact that my dick is currently heading up the A1 right now? ;)

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #186 on: June 19, 2006, 01:10:43 PM »
How do you feel that you will be welcomed by a baseball bat across your knee-caps followed by a scalpel which will be aimed at your scrotum when you arrive? ;D

Is it your goal to be fed out of a straw in an IC unit for the remainder of your existence? 8)

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #187 on: June 19, 2006, 02:45:03 PM »
please do not knee me if this is a repeat:
how many lovers have you had, have they all been men?
Misunderstood.

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #188 on: June 19, 2006, 03:56:47 PM »
What's the weirdest inanimate object you've ever spoken to?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #189 on: June 19, 2006, 06:01:39 PM »
McJagger, I could be a virgin i could be a whore
I could be asexual, straight, bi or gay and wouldnt you like to know. ;)

Well Sorceress......the weirdest inanimate object ive ever spoken to?
Technically dead people count right? :P

I like old graveyards just so you know, i think they are great places to visit nice, peaceful and quiet, wildlife/nature usually thrives in them plus I like the people there....they are my kind of people. There is a cool old graveyard not so far away, and the wildlife there is amazing, so there are nice animals including deer there and the only other people usually there are the dead kind. Its a good combination. ;D

As a kid i didnt really like interacting with the other kids etc, or many toys, i thought they were all stupid and i just didnt have a desire to be around them. The only thing i liked was my crocodile (obv not a real one cos my family were CUNTS) but yes as a little kid i used to talk to my plastic crocodile (not in the typical fantasy world kiddy type way, just in a talking thru my problems out loud to something type way, croc was like my therapist only he didnt bore me by answering back). Then when other people would come over to talk to me and say oh is this mr crocodile, id look at them as if they were total morons and be like go away, pick up my croc and leave them there standing alone looking like total prats.? :laugh:

Next question :angel:
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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #190 on: June 19, 2006, 06:06:44 PM »
how many lovers have you taken?
Misunderstood.

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #191 on: June 19, 2006, 06:26:45 PM »
That could be anything from zero, single, double OR triple figures. :P

You would be right to assume tho that eitherway i aint a total slut, i have too much self respect and the like to let myself go into double or triple figures :laugh: Oh and of course theres no ruling out that i could be a sweet innocent little virgin. :angel:

Give it some time, i may confess all and put you out of your misery of wracking your brains wondering which way this bitch is swinging and the like. :D

Next.............

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #192 on: June 19, 2006, 09:19:47 PM »
but i only have three weeks to live.
grant a dying man his one final wish?
Misunderstood.

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #193 on: June 19, 2006, 10:09:49 PM »
Oh your trying that old chestnut are you :laugh:

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Re: God, go on then, you may aswell ask.
« Reply #194 on: June 20, 2006, 01:00:05 AM »
i aint a total slut, i have too much self respect and the like to let myself go into double or triple figures

interesting.  do double figures make one a slut then?  tsk, tsk, HG - you're not really buying into this cultural rule are you?   :o

i rather like the word "trollop", myself - far more friendly.  ;)