It's going to be awkward. If Mr and Mrs Burr ever lose their son Tim in the forest.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Hasn't poor peter gone blind yet with all the man seed in his iris?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
who should I make the check out to?"The PeterMackenzie pity sex foundation'?
do you spend money on a dental dam?
Quote from: McJagger on April 14, 2006, 11:59:38 PMdo you spend money on a dental dam? Although I realise you were joking you actually bring up an interesting point- we've all seen Peter's love of oral sex and also his need to practice risk aversion whenever possible. Since dental dams are difficult to get hold of in the UK (some online shops do sell them though) is this a 'risk' he feels is worth considering?
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 15, 2006, 04:16:12 AM Peter- you stated on another thread that condoms interfere with sex do you always use them? And since you've also stated your love of oral sex- is it possible that there's a risk that sex is the poison that could kill you?? Yes it may be unlikely but I just wonder if your risk-aversion also includes making sex as safe as possible?I wouldn't say I love oral sex; I just don't mind it (either giving or receiving), but yes, I'm not always as careful as I should be when it comes to sex and my condom use is not 100%. The chance of me dying from it is rather small though; especially since I've never engaged in anal sex (the most efficient way of transmitting HIV) and would never do so unprotected, nor would I engage at all if there were obvious risk factors like leisons, cuts or bloody discharges, or if the other person knew they were infected. HIV transmission is quite low through vaginal sex (P=0.0003 to 0.0009 per vaginal encounter with an HIV positive woman) [1], since the vagina has good protective measures (lubrication and flexibility to prevent tissue-trauma mostly). Oral sex is a very low-risk activity, although there have been cases of oral transmission of HIV. [2] I also haven't really had that many sexual partners, and they tend to be older, more responsable types, for whatever that's worth. (I know there's plenty of STD's besides HIV, but I've only covered HIV here since I don't want to turn this into an epidemiology lecture).Anyway, the point is that I don't seek risk for risk's sake, as Postperson claims she's doing. I think she smokes for the same reason I have sex, and she just won't admit to herself that she smokes because she likes it, and thus concocts a rationalisation to defend her actions from her own self-critical processes.[1] http://hivinsite.ucsf.edu/insite?page=ask-01-01-21ESTIMATED PROBABILITIES OF HIV TRANSMISSION PER ACT WITH A POSITIVE PARTNERUnprotected receptive anal intercourse 0.008 to 0.032Unprotected receptive vaginal intercourse 0.0005 to 0.0015Unprotected insertive vaginal intercourse 0.0003 to 0.0009Use of hiv-infected drug injecting equipment 0.0067Puncture by an hiv-infected needle 0.0032[2] http://www.metrokc.gov/health/apu/infograms/hiv_transmission_0302.htm[3] http://www.phac-aspc.gc.ca/publicat/epiu-aepi/epi_update_may_04/13_e.html
Peter- you stated on another thread that condoms interfere with sex do you always use them? And since you've also stated your love of oral sex- is it possible that there's a risk that sex is the poison that could kill you?? Yes it may be unlikely but I just wonder if your risk-aversion also includes making sex as safe as possible?
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