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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2006, 07:13:25 AM »
You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.  What do you say/do?

er, 'hows it hanging, God'? This scenario is so far removed from any concept I have of a higher power it makes little sense to me.  ;D

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do you do something that involves computer programming for a living?

I don't work at the moment, my last one was a total fucking disaster and I ended up being treated for anxiety and clinical depression, then got the Aspergers diagnosis. I doubt my stress levels when using my NT emulator can withstand full time employment in most workplaces, so I'm working on computing related skills [web design, Linux, troubleshooting Windows, and looking at a computer maintenance and repair course at the local community college] at the moment with a view to becoming self-employed eventually. My programming skills are pretty rudimentary, mostly limited to basic mods to other peoples code.  :-\

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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2006, 07:38:22 AM »
can you tell a little tale of one of the complete fucking disasters from your last job?
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2006, 07:57:13 AM »
No little tales, just a description of the three-ring circus my job was -
I worked as a customer service advisor in a call centre for a finance company which specialises in short-term, high interest doorstep credit for people with few alternatives, i.e. a respectable, legalised loan shark. My job was based in a 'team' environment with all that entails - cramped offices in a high rise block, constant sensory discomfort, irritating empty-brained coworkers, being micromanaged by an overpromoted harpy, and being forced to deal with incoming calls from the desperate, abusive and pathetic day in, day out. The straw that broke the camel's back was having the few accommodations I had requested to prevent my head exploding [a workstation close to a window with room to pace, a fixed shift pattern] constantly thrown in my face every time I was unable to adapt to changes in working conditions - I finally decided life would be easier if they paid me to sit at home after being ordered to work overtime with 40 minutes notice, at the end of an extremely busy shift. Fuck that. I worked it then rang in sick in the morning, and after three months off at the company's expense terminated my contract.

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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2006, 12:46:59 PM »
Have you ever had to lie to anyone? If yes, why?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2006, 01:18:32 PM »
Daddy, or chips?

duncvis

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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2006, 01:21:19 PM »
Yes. I used to work in sales. I had a choice between telling lies of omission/exaggerating, or not hitting targets=no more job. I was no good at it - if I knew what I was selling was wank, I couldn't convince anyone otherwise. So I got laid off/sacked a lot.

Also, it is nececessary to lie to parents and children for their own good sometimes. otherwise I'm very honest :P

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« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2006, 01:21:57 PM »

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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2006, 06:17:19 PM »
do you eat your chips tith mayonaise?
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« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2006, 06:27:59 PM »
gravy, vinegar or curry sauce. I'm from Yorkshire not friggin amsterdam mate...  ???

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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2006, 06:31:32 PM »
pulp fiction was a bad ass movie, was it not?

have you ever been to amsterdam?
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2006, 06:51:29 PM »
pulp fiction rocks. and yeh, I have. got completely off my tits for two days, fucking brilliant :D

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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2006, 01:04:12 AM »
gravy, vinegar or curry sauce. I'm from Yorkshire not friggin amsterdam mate...  ???

blimey - i must be dutch, then.   :-\

mind you, i'd eat everything with mayonnaise, given the chance (although i'm not allowed it at the mo).

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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2006, 03:33:06 AM »
Does your bedroom have a chest full of sex toys, or are you a meat and potatoes man?
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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2006, 03:51:42 AM »
given what you know about our attitude to sex, I'll let you work that one out. :P

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Re: Ask duncvis anything (if you must)
« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2006, 05:35:03 PM »
How would you like your funeral conducted?
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Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
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