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Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« on: July 06, 2007, 10:31:30 AM »
Just thought I could use my own ask away thread. Any questions?

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2007, 02:12:43 PM »
Are you obsessed with dinosaurs?

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2007, 04:04:26 PM »
Does a bear shit in the woods??

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2007, 04:49:46 PM »
Does this shirt make me look fat?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2007, 05:07:00 PM »
best avatar on this board. really. do you think that tail really fended off the t-rex?

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2007, 12:35:54 AM »
Does thag like jelly?

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2007, 01:08:30 AM »
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Are you obsessed with dinosaurs?
Are you not?

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Does a bear shit in the woods??
Polar bears shit in the arctic.

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Does this shirt make me look fat?
Which one?

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do you think that tail really fended off the t-rex?
No way in hell. It's 80 million years too early, which is more prehistoric to T.rex than T.rex is to you. 

It did, however, fend off Allosaurus, Torvosaurus, and Ceratosaurus. None of these were related to T.rex (or to each other, really), though they occupied similar niches.
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Does thag like jelly?
Sometimes!
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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2007, 01:20:25 AM »
How many times are you going to
edit the preceding post? Has anything
actually changed?

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
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Are you not?





Answer the question and I will answer yours.

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2007, 05:37:19 AM »
fully erect, how long is your cock?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2007, 05:37:46 AM »
fully erect, how long is your cock?

And is it spiked?

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2007, 07:32:41 AM »
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Does this shirt make me look fat?
Which one?

At the time, I was wearing the same shirt I'd been wearing when you last saw me.  I am absolutely not going to ask you the obvious follow-up of which of my shirts DO make me look fat; I am in greater control of my ovaries.  I AM horribly disappointed that you let that golden opportunity to crack wise drop, but I suppose I should also be more true to myself and not try to be a straigh man when I am in fack a twisted female.

Next question:

I start with the letter e, I end with the letter e. I contain only one letter, yet I am not the letter e! What am I?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2007, 07:35:49 AM »
eye?
ewe?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2007, 08:18:18 AM »
I know this one, but I won't spoil it.  :angel:

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2007, 03:13:10 PM »
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How many times are you going to
edit the preceding post?
As many times as I need to. The world needs a big pause button.

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Has anything actually changed?
Yes. I removed the species names of the three listed predators, and clarified the last clause a bit.

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Answer the question and I will answer yours.
God no, I'm not obsessed with dinosaurs. I can just name at least two off the top of my head for every letter of the alphabet, walk around any natural history museum and identify almost all of the fossils before I can get close enough to read their labels, and was the only English major in the Dinosaur Paleobiology class at BSC two years ago, who seemed to know more about the subject than anyone except the professor.

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fully erect, how long is your cock?
I do not keep fowl.

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I start with the letter e, I end with the letter e. I contain only one letter, yet I am not the letter e! What am I?
You are an envelope. I liked the human female better.

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