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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2007, 03:16:08 PM »
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I start with the letter e, I end with the letter e. I contain only one letter, yet I am not the letter e! What am I?
You are an envelope. I liked the human female better.



Better than envelopes?  What the hell are you in the practice of doing to your office supplies?
« Last Edit: July 07, 2007, 06:54:32 PM by PMS Elle »
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2007, 08:22:39 PM »
fully erect, how long is your penis?
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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2007, 02:03:32 AM »
Sounds like you are obsessed with dinosaurs. I was obsessed with them when I was 9 and 10 because I was obsessed with Jurassic Park.


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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2007, 11:36:33 AM »
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Better than envelopes?  What the hell are you in the practice of doing to your office supplies?
I plead the fifth.

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fully erect, how long is your penis?
25 feet, but I haven't measured in a while, so may be off.

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Sounds like you are obsessed with dinosaurs. I was obsessed with them when I was 9 and 10 because I was obsessed with Jurassic Park.
Too bad Jurassic Park didn't invent dinosaurs. In the eyes of the public, it may as well have, but at least JP helped engender a new renaissance in dinosaur interest that is still continuing to this day. The real creatures themselves, outside of any outdated fictional confines, are more subtle, complex, and fascinating. And they're real. For most people, it seems that an interest in dinosaurs wanes away like a childhood disease, but I enjoy dinosaurs more as an adult than I did as a kid.

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Have you ever been to Spokane?
No. Always wanted to visit the west coast states, though.

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2007, 11:38:10 AM »
what is the distance from the tip of your index finger to the end of your palm, wrist side.
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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2007, 11:38:55 AM »
Have you seen Benny & Joon?

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2007, 11:45:28 AM »
I enjoy shopping at Staples more as an adult than I did as a kid.

Fixed.

Or am I pushing the envelope?
« Last Edit: July 08, 2007, 01:03:12 PM by PMS Elle »
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2007, 01:13:32 PM »
how much memory does your porn collection take up on your hard drive?
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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2007, 01:59:57 PM »
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2007, 09:23:07 PM »
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what is the distance from the tip of your index finger to the end of your palm, wrist side.
A few inches.

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Have you seen Benny & Joon?
No.

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how much memory does your porn collection take up on your hard drive?
On my computer? None, since it doesn't have access to the internet. On the computer that I use to get here and talk to you guys? I don't know, and I'm scared to find out.

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What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
Google search for "Benny & Joon", Bookmark manager, and YouTube (World of Warcraft: Funeral Ambush).

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2007, 01:35:56 AM »
What is your diagnoses?

Have you been obsessed with dinosaurs before?

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2007, 06:13:04 AM »
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how much memory does your porn collection take up on your hard drive?
On my computer? None, since it doesn't have access to the internet. On the computer that I use to get here and talk to you guys? I don't know, and I'm scared to find out.

Are you more scared to find out, or to have someone else you share the computer with find out?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2007, 12:00:55 PM »
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What is your diagnoses?
None has been made, though I suspect that I have some form of AS.

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Have you been obsessed with dinosaurs before?
I've been told the first words I spoke were "cat" and "ball". Supposedly, "Triceratops" followed soon afterwards.

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Are you more scared to find out, or to have someone else you share the computer with find out?
I don't think I have much in the way of actual porn saved on the hard drive; just a few pictures among many other that wouldl more accurately into the category of mildly erotic art. On the other hand, I've linked to hundreds of porn galleries in my special "favorites" section over the years, and many of these aren't even up any longer. I need to stort this stuff out some time.

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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2007, 12:31:31 PM »
how many days, weeks or months do you think it would take you to sort out the porn links in you favorites folder?
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Re: Ask the Stegosaurus anything!
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2007, 01:12:08 PM »
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?



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