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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #105 on: July 26, 2007, 06:16:28 PM »
I don't know.  "Wet noodle" is just an expression I've heard.
You do know noodle is a euphanism for penis, dont you?

... euphemism?

:hair:
Erm, what world should I use then instead...?

Mars?
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #106 on: July 26, 2007, 06:24:20 PM »

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #107 on: July 26, 2007, 06:37:47 PM »
Harry Potter book 7 (which I'll start on when I finish reading American Shaolin). 


Your patience astounds me. Where do you find the will power to hold off on reading the last book?
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #108 on: July 26, 2007, 07:08:37 PM »
... euphemism?

:hair:
Erm, what world should I use then instead...?

Mars?
How about Venus?

Nah, still too close.
:laugh:


(Come on, ya gotta laugh, sometimes.)
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #109 on: July 26, 2007, 07:12:54 PM »
... euphemism?

:hair:
Erm, what world should I use then instead...?

Mars?
How about Venus?

Nah, still too close.
:laugh:


(Come on, ya gotta laugh, sometimes.)
True true. How about Uranus, is that far away enough for you?

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #110 on: July 26, 2007, 07:28:49 PM »
... euphemism?

:hair:
Erm, what world should I use then instead...?

Mars?
How about Venus?

Nah, still too close.
:laugh:


(Come on, ya gotta laugh, sometimes.)
True true. How about Uranus, is that far away enough for you?

Yours, maybe.

(I was waiting for that.)
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #111 on: July 26, 2007, 07:34:43 PM »
... euphemism?

:hair:
Erm, what world should I use then instead...?

Mars?
How about Venus?

Nah, still too close.
:laugh:


(Come on, ya gotta laugh, sometimes.)
True true. How about Uranus, is that far away enough for you?

Yours, maybe.

(I was waiting for that.)
I know, thats why i couldnt resist a stop at Venus on the way. Was it worth the journey?

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #112 on: July 26, 2007, 08:31:10 PM »
Harry Potter book 7 (which I'll start on when I finish reading American Shaolin). 


Your patience astounds me. Where do you find the will power to hold off on reading the last book?


Well, the one I'm reading now is about an American who went to China to study Kung Fu, which involves alot of patience.  Maybe the patience comes from that.

Seriously, I need to get off this fucking computer, finish that book, and get started on HP.  Gotta get it ready before DragonCon.  The last time a Harry Potter book came out, there were people walking around at DragonCon with the spoiler printed on their t-shirts in big letters, followed by "I just saved you $25 and eight hours."  Assholes!  It's a good thing I had finished book 6 before that year's DragonCon.

I'll get it read soon enough.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #113 on: July 26, 2007, 08:58:56 PM »
I don't know.  "Wet noodle" is just an expression I've heard.
You do know noodle is a euphanism for penis, dont you?

Well then, instead of "wet noodle", I should have said "dripping wet bearded clam".

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #114 on: July 26, 2007, 10:33:07 PM »
Harry Potter book 7 (which I'll start on when I finish reading American Shaolin). 


Your patience astounds me. Where do you find the will power to hold off on reading the last book?


Well, the one I'm reading now is about an American who went to China to study Kung Fu, which involves alot of patience.  Maybe the patience comes from that.

Seriously, I need to get off this fucking computer, finish that book, and get started on HP.  Gotta get it ready before DragonCon.  The last time a Harry Potter book came out, there were people walking around at DragonCon with the spoiler printed on their t-shirts in big letters, followed by "I just saved you $25 and eight hours."  Assholes!  It's a good thing I had finished book 6 before that year's DragonCon.

I'll get it read soon enough.


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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #115 on: July 26, 2007, 10:34:47 PM »
so he does die.


i am on chapter 30.  my wife is on 29.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #116 on: July 27, 2007, 06:29:21 AM »
so he does die.


i am on chapter 30.  my wife is on 29.

did she riun it for you on purpose or did she talk in her sleep?  :P
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #117 on: August 07, 2007, 12:17:22 PM »
Videogames and two books.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #118 on: August 07, 2007, 01:55:29 PM »
Harry Potter book 7 (which I'll start on when I finish reading American Shaolin).  Any Aspie who doesn't read Harry Potter books needs to be hit with a wet noodle.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #119 on: August 07, 2007, 03:03:51 PM »
yeah, me too.  i can't stand the bloody things.  :smarty: