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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5835 on: June 01, 2014, 09:00:42 PM »
Now that depends on who is asking. :P

Perhaps it is a member of your household, and your DVDs are what :cbc: would call "smut". :zoinks:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5836 on: June 01, 2014, 10:50:52 PM »
Now that depends on who is asking. :P

Perhaps it is a member of your household, and your DVDs are what :cbc: would call "smut". :zoinks:

Have you heard of this new thing, "the internet"? :P
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5837 on: June 02, 2014, 07:47:50 AM »
Now that depends on who is asking. :P

Perhaps it is a member of your household, and your DVDs are what :cbc: would call "smut". :zoinks:

Have you heard of this new thing, "the internet"? :P

I have. :zoinks:

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5838 on: June 02, 2014, 02:46:32 PM »
A coffee this morning
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5839 on: June 03, 2014, 05:49:34 AM »
nasal spray, tissues.  :P
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5840 on: June 03, 2014, 09:38:07 AM »
Two six packs of .5 liter bottles of :coke:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5841 on: June 07, 2014, 12:50:34 PM »
A grappling hook  :ninja:
5 ammo boxes only a dollar each
A hatchet
Propane torch
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A load of other hand tools
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5842 on: June 07, 2014, 01:19:01 PM »
A grappling hook  :ninja:

Do you intend to grapple?

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5843 on: June 07, 2014, 01:52:28 PM »
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5844 on: June 07, 2014, 03:34:41 PM »
Another book at Amazon. I should stop going there, I always end up buying things.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5845 on: July 01, 2014, 05:40:42 PM »
The  insurance coverage for my businesses for the next year $2400 :zombiefuck:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5846 on: July 01, 2014, 05:49:38 PM »
  Today I finished paying for the crown on my right rear lower molar.  So far, my 2014 out-of-pocket dental
   expenses have added up to $528, which I can get reimbursed through a flexible-spending program at work.  :tard:


I might be a relation....

  Do you have crowns too?  Do  :chicken: :chicken:  have teeth?  :orly:

I am a poor chicken relation...no crowns.... I have come to beg for assistance from my noble relatives, and claim part of their wills.... >:D

  I see a little chicken coveting a crown!  :queenie:   :chicken: Preciousssssss
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5847 on: July 01, 2014, 11:18:36 PM »
Where is the little chicken, anyway? :-\
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5848 on: July 01, 2014, 11:19:05 PM »
Bought a used book at Amazon.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #5849 on: July 07, 2014, 05:49:15 AM »
Bought this chef's knife last week. Well, via a website, I did.


Already paid for both things but they're still not delivered to me.

Bugger.. for I cannot wait..
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