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Ask Nomaken anything
« on: May 11, 2006, 07:54:02 PM »
Because otherwise his (misguided?) humility is going to stop us from having any fun....
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2006, 08:06:42 PM »
When I saw this i made an audible "What!"  But the humility that prevented me from making one is probably the most clearly false humility spoken of in wikipedias description of narcissism, because i'd love answering questions because i'm such an attention whore, so i was just not starting one to cover my own ass. 
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2006, 03:46:52 AM »
Nomaken, who is your role-model and why?

if you don't have one, who comes closest to being your role-model and what do you admire about them?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2006, 02:16:20 PM »
What are your hobbies outside of the internet?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2006, 02:35:52 PM »
What's your favorite anime?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2006, 05:56:38 AM »
I have never known a person who I saw as exactly the kind of person I want to reach up and try to become.? I've always figured what a role model was is like a future version of me but i can't quite become that version because it is so great.? And I never knew any person which I thought was so perfect in every way that I wanted to try to become them.

There have been many many people who I admired in certain ways, and I tried to become more like them in those ways.

Hannibal lecter is the first one.? He's like a sociopath, but methodical, not impulsive.? And he seems to have a thing for kindness(implied by him having a thing against rudeness).? I like people who treat social rules like the arbitrary bullshit they are, but still want to be kind.

I admire any person who has a goal and will do whatever they can in a effecient and effective manner to achieve that goal no matter what.?
So I admire terminators.? All 3 models that I know about.

I also admire George Carlin in a lot of ways.? He is playful and weird, thinks about odd things.? He is also evil in a lot of fun, realistic ways.? Perverted, violent, dark sense of humor, but okay and at peace with the pointlessness of life.? He also is fantastic at creating comedic bits that are funny and/or intelligent, dark, and rhythmically pleasing.? And he creates them with a brilliant combination of maturity and vulgarity.? In his old age he has done a lot of rage filled humor, as opposed to his early "ain't it weird" humor.? Which i'm not sure I really like, but i know i don't not like it.? Also his most recent comedy hour sucked horribly, which may mean he is losing his edge, but i'm going to assume it was because it was like 3 weeks after 9/11 and he needed to totally fuck up his bits because he is really big on counter culture.? And he knew that wouldn't fly.

I admire Kenshin from the anime.? Who is humble and skilled and carries overwhelming mental scars and is the fights only when he must type of hero.? He is also an agility over strength type.

I admire Guts from the anime Berserk, because he is a fount of power that will never ever stop in his quest to survive and defeat those who have wronged him(and believe me, they wronged him) and save those that are important to him.? His battle is best described in the word: heroic.

I can't tell buddism, hinduism, or taoism apart(i forget which one is which) but one of them has a founder which I admire greatly.

One of my psychology teachers, Dennis Underwood, is a poster boy for perserverence.? He can't write(learning disability), they told him he was retarded, he dictated his papers and has PHDs now.? He has asthma(real bad), when he was young they told him he was never going to be as strong as the other little boys and girls, he runs marathons.? He is 60 years old, and I swear to god he looks 40.? He fought in some war, refused to fire his gun, he actually stood up and yelled to get shot and his sargent or whatever grappled him and threw him down.? They put him in charge of resupplying, he was excellent at that.? He has told us stories about how much ass he can kick.? But he is a funny, and playful type.? He is also very friendly with girls, he has expressed that he makes friends better with girls than guys.? He has terrible stage fright(yet teaches child psychology).? He is a mormon, and a father of 3.? He is an excellent teacher, seriously.? Best one i've ever seen.(And i keep track of that shit.)? He is also a skilled therapist(I could tell by how he treated my questions, seriously, he never responded to anything I said in a way that didnt make me feel better or not key me to continue.)? I admire a lot about him.

Can't think of anybody else at the moment.

My hobbies besides the internet include reading, writing(a bunch of different shit), watching movies(with and without crying), ranting, learning ANYTHING, petting my kitty, talking to myself, watching anime, roleplaying(we're talkin' pen and paper kind here), sleeping, eating, getting drunk/stoned(been letting up recently, need to confirm non-addiction) and masturbating(although i've been indulging in that hobby disturbingly infrequent lately and unbecoming of my pride of being a hedonistic pervert.)

And my favorite anime is probably the animatrix, the second ren.? And totally because of its message about robots becoming sentient(and not just matrix fanboy-dom) and humans being inhuman, i really identify with any story where the protagonist is inhuman.? But Lain and FLCL come in close second.



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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2006, 06:13:35 AM »
Are you going to start an Ask Pyraxis Anything thread to get back at her for starting this one? :laugh:
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2006, 06:50:29 AM »
No, but I have been pondering who really needs an ask me anything thread.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2006, 08:31:52 AM »
How much do you want a girlfriend/boyfriend/fuckbuddy?  What would your ideal relationship be like?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2006, 08:35:18 AM »
Are you going to post a picture for us to see your melted buddhaness?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2006, 08:37:26 AM »
When was the first time you stuck a toothbrush up your arse?  Did you brush your teeth with it afterwards?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2006, 02:24:50 PM »
No, but I have been pondering who really needs an ask me anything thread.

So are you going to be a bastard and make an ask anything thred for someone, just not Pyraxis?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2006, 02:39:34 PM »
If you woke up naked in bed, with a naked Serissa beside you, what would your reaction be?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2006, 02:55:01 PM »
If you woke up naked in a dank cellar room with a naked PeterMacKenzie across the room from you, and you each had a handsaw and, and there was a corpse in a pool of blood in front of you, a dirty toilet within your reach, a tape recorder, a cigarette box, a dildo, a viagra pill and a sheep in the room with you, what would you do?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2006, 06:00:36 PM »
1. Okay, i'm gonna leave that question about girlfriend/boyfriend/fuckbuddy for another time because that is going to require a really long thought out response.

2. Well, if i post a picture, i want to go get the picture taken, because I want the lighting to be good, and I want to be posing like how I actually walk and lurch and do things.  So I can't be holding the camera.  Also, I wear very baggy clothing(comfort issue mostly) so you can't really see the melted buddhaness.  But essentially it is the buddha, melted, and minus like 100 pounds(i'm not sure how much buddha was supposed to weigh, but i am a fair bit thinner than him).
Also I have a complexion like cabin fever.  I'd be willing to post a picture of myself naked, because I have no shame, but seriously, i don't think ANYONE would be better off seeing it. (make sure you watch cabin fever in chick vision)

3. I might be making a memory up here, but i believe i stuck a toothbrush up my ass once when i was 4 because i was curious.  Decided it was pretty uncomfortable and didn't do it again.  And no, it wasn't my toothbrush.  Foresight 2 win.

4. I've been thinking about who would be cute to ask a whole bunch of evil questions to, and who would really be embarassed by the attention, but i don't know if they browse intensity.

5. If i didn't remember anything and I WASNT hungover, i'd panick as hard as possible, i'd jump out of bed(like getting chased by a bee fast).  If she didn't wake up, i'd go get in the bath tub and hit myself in the head as hard as i can on the wall, get some blood on it, then lay down and knock myself out.  If I am here because we somehow got together, i'll say I was taking a shower and slipped and fell.  If it turns out i'm here because one of us date raped the other, i'll say I wanted to take a shower to clear my head and slipped and fell.  Either way, when the shit hits the fan, i wont be conscious for it.  If she did wake up, everything would be dependant on her reaction.  I'd freeze until there was more input.

6. If i was the guy in the tub, i'd attempt to find the key before pulling the plug out of the drain.  If that fails then for about a half an hour i'd talk to no one and say if this is a joke, to let me out, but if it wasn't then i will crush my leg to escape.  If my leg was cuffed, i'd puncture my leg where the major nerves are, severe them, then crush my foot and leg with my bare hands, pull it through, and then try to get out.


And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.