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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #60 on: May 24, 2006, 11:41:04 AM »
I'll just turn the desert island question round and say, if you were to go to one and could take one person and one item with you, who and what would you take

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #61 on: May 24, 2006, 11:46:09 AM »
I'll just turn the desert island question round and say, if you were to go to one and could take one person and one item with you, who and what would you take

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Who would I take?  Someone who knew how to work a boat and nvaigate the ocean around the island.  What would I take?  A boat.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #62 on: May 24, 2006, 12:10:54 PM »
Is there a movie that has ever made an impact on you?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #63 on: May 24, 2006, 12:46:13 PM »
Is there a movie that has ever made an impact on you?

I don't think so.  Some movies have made me cry, a couple have made me go out and buy the book (or I've bought the book in anticipation of the movie), but I don't think any have changed my life in any way.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #64 on: May 25, 2006, 12:14:43 PM »
What do you think came first the chicken or the egg?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #65 on: May 25, 2006, 12:27:30 PM »
What's the weirdest thing you've done as kid?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #66 on: May 25, 2006, 08:59:32 PM »
What do you think came first the chicken or the egg?

My reply to this can be summed up in two sentences.

"The chicken and the egg are lying in bed and the chicken is smiling and smoking a cigarette.  The egg, pissed off, says to herself,  "Well, I guess we answered that question!"

What's the weirdest thing you've done as kid?

Considering how much I hate bugs, it was probably when I tried to transport ants from one anthill to another and put sugar on top of the hill so they'd all make friends.  I forget how young I was but this was, I think, developmentally appropriate thinking (as in, the sort of dumb thing almost any little kid might think to do.)

A little less weird but cooler was when I planted bird seed in my sandbox.  I didn't think birds would grow; I just liked gardening with my grandmother when I was little and thought a plant would grow.  My grandmother and mother were sure nothing would grow.  They were wrong.  Little grazzy sprouts came up.  They still talk about how amazing they found it, because not only was it just birdseed, but it was a frigging SANDBOX it grew in!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #67 on: May 26, 2006, 03:14:14 AM »
You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.  What do you say/do?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #68 on: May 26, 2006, 03:34:14 AM »
will you join hale bopps and jmans my space account?

if someone had a gun to your head and you were forced to pick one of those two myspace accounts to join would you:
choose jman
choose hale bopp
choose a bullet in the brains?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #69 on: May 26, 2006, 08:36:52 AM »
You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.? What do you say/do?

I get on my knees and beg,? "PLEASE GOD LET ME STAY HERE!!!!!!"

will you join hale bopps and jmans my space account?

if someone had a gun to your head and you were forced to pick one of those two myspace accounts to join would you:
choose jman
choose hale bopp
choose a bullet in the brains?

if you mean add as a friend, i'd add them both if they don't post a lot of stupid bulletins.? I add pretty indescriminately.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2006, 08:39:03 AM by PMS Elle »
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #70 on: May 26, 2006, 12:34:43 PM »
now that sanity is overrated is a member, do you get confused between him and purposeful insanity?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #71 on: May 26, 2006, 12:46:40 PM »
Have you ever had to lie to anyone? If yes, why?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #72 on: May 26, 2006, 01:55:52 PM »
Have you ever had to lie to anyone? If yes, why?

I'm sure I have on more than one occasion, though circumstances vary as to why.  For example, friends are more understanding of you being "sick" than feeling too panicky to go out with them.

now that sanity is overrated is a member, do you get confused between him and purposeful insanity?

Sometimes, yes; I never thought that doubling my life's sanity would actually make me crazier.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #73 on: May 26, 2006, 04:39:48 PM »
where do yourself in 5 years?

have you ever bullied anyone?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #74 on: May 26, 2006, 05:48:19 PM »
you wrote this elsewhere.

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Oh, I'm not dyslexic.  And I can spell pretty decently.  I think it's a fine motor issue.  Unless I'm eating something, then it's because I'm typing with one hand.  ((I eat almost all my meals at the computer.  So shoot me.  I don't have a table set up; just two tray tables.  No room for anything else.))

do you find yourself getting the keyboard all greasy?
food crumbs stuck between the buttons?
do you buy alot of that compressed air crap?
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