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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2006, 01:11:16 PM »
If/when you publish your first novel, will you use a pseudonym?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2006, 03:04:50 PM »
1.? Sahara because I'm so sensitive to cold.? I'm assuming I'd die either way and it would suck either way but I've nearly passed out from heat exhaustion before and there are worse ways to die.? Better ways, but also worse ways.

2.? I don't think so, though some of my sorties would proably be wiser to publish under pseudonyms.? They're so fucked up that I rather worry about being a therapist and having them out there under my name.? Then again, it's not like I'm ever going to make the new yrok times bestseller list or anything (let's face it) so it probably won't ever be an issue.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2006, 04:29:20 PM »
Imagine this:  You get a phone call at about 1 in the morning.  When you answer the phone, a low, raspy voice says,  "I know who you are and I know what you did," then proceeds to describe the contents of the current room you are in in perfect detail.  How do you react?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2006, 04:34:36 PM »
I asked this at OTS, Why did you put distress avitar up, like mine?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2006, 09:10:19 PM »
Callaway- as it would have to be my cell phone that was being called on as my home phone never has the ringer on, i'd look up the unmber, write it down, then call the police and tell them who just called me and what they said.? Then call my dad and ask him to come up because I'd be fucking freaked out.

Fluorescent- I didn't respond on OTS because it seemed like such a completely ridiculous question as to be beneath responding.  However as this is an ask anything thread, I'll give you an answer now:  Because I fucking wanted to have this avatar.  I didn't do it to antagonize anyone; I like this avatar, I think it's kind of cute.  if you don't, tough shit.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2006, 09:12:43 PM by PMS Elle »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2006, 03:39:43 AM »
ok so we know its your cat and its name is Fucking Genius, but what the hell is it grabbing at?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2006, 07:47:07 PM »
ok so we know its your cat and its name is Fucking Genius, but what the hell is it grabbing at?

It was this little lion he had the vibrated when the tail was pulled.  Zac figured out how to work it and I managed to catch him at it on camera.  Unfortunately the toy died of excessive tail-pulling and I haven't been able to find a replacement; I still hold this vague hope that I'll be able to get a similar toy someday, because it was frigging hilarious, to me, to watch Prozac playing with that toy.  I mean, he learned to hold it with his paw and everything.  It was his stim toy!
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2006, 10:05:08 PM »
so his name is prozac not fucking genius.
got it.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2006, 08:41:08 AM »
so his name is prozac not fucking genius.
got it.

And, might I add, he might think his name is actually "idiot" as that is what most often leaves me mouth when he decides that standing in front of my feet when I am walking is somehow a good idea.  And he does it a lot.  Also stands in front of my door so I accidentally wack him with it coming into the apartment.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2006, 04:25:07 PM »
How many times have you bitch slapped men?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2006, 04:43:12 PM »
I never have.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2006, 04:45:08 PM »
How many times have you wanted to bitchslap fluorescent?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2006, 04:46:39 PM »
I lost count around the century mark.
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2006, 04:48:02 PM »
How many times have you bitch slapped Peter?
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Re: Ask PMS Elle Anything
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2006, 04:52:34 PM »
If you had to shag either florescent or Nomaken, which would you chose and why?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?