i got busted with a pound of weed in my car when i was a senior in HS.
Oops.
I had a nasty-ass hated brother-in-law (soon to be, at the time) trying to set me up to be busted when I was just out of high school to keep me from marrying his sister (could there be a theme here?). He was a cop and, if I wasn't so vain as to re-brush my awesome locks right after getting in the car and out of the wind, I would not have found it. It was stashed above my visor, where I kept my hairbrush and it fell onto the floor of the car when I grabbed my brush. I immediately knew what it was (about four ounces, felony at the time) and that it could not possibly be "mine", started the car and dashed out of there, tossing out the bag on the way.
I got about three blocks when I was pulled over for a busted tail light (which had been conveniently busted for me). They said I had also been drinking and needed to search the car. I never drank, back then, so that was total bullshit. I was clean as a whistle and they kept searching and talking on the radio for an hour. It was another cop who pulled me over, who I knew was buddies with the nasty-ass. I was just fucking lucky as hell!!
.. that I was such a prettyboy.
So did you marry his sister? Or did you find someone who didn't have a psycho for a brother?
Yes, I married her and it was over within a year. It was another year before the divorce happened. She had seven brothers and a sister. Only two of the brothers were assholes, along with her mother, who threw an iron at my head once. I managed to
and it broke through the wall as we left her mother's house together for the last time.
The difference that time was that the cops had assembled outside and the honest ones were actually on my side, holding back the cop-brother who wanted me arrested. We were adults and I was "saving" her from an oppressive and abusive family situation, which is absolutely true, but the mom and two psycho brothers were telling a different story. It was all very ugly!! I was in ninja demon mode, too and had already taken out her non-cop asshole brother, who she absolutely hated from his abusing her sexually. She was a virgin when we got together, but after he found out his sister was a "whore" he raped her, several times, but I did not know that, yet. I took him out because he tried to stop me from leaving with her.
