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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2006, 02:29:06 PM »
not religious/spiritual - it just makes stuff grow well.  i only use on my special rose, to be honest, or anything which needs a little oomph.

anyway, has no-one heard of blood and bonemeal for plants?

postperson, you're a gardener - you have, haven't you?

i do use it for other things, which you might call religious/spiritual.  but only when it's called for.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2006, 03:52:22 PM »
I once (or twice as it happens) went out with a Wiccan who used her menstrual blood for spells. Twenty years ago now though.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2006, 03:56:39 PM »
ah.  yes.  well...

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2006, 04:26:39 AM »
sometimes i get to lazy to lift the toilet seat, sooooo...

i pea in the bathroom sink.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2006, 04:44:38 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 15, 2006, 04:26:39 AM
sometimes i get to lazy to lift the toilet seat, sooooo...

i pea in the bathroom sink.

Nothing at all wrong with that; perfectly hygenic if you give it a rinse afterwards.  Saves water too.   I don't like the idea of flushing away litres of perfectly good water everytime I take a piss.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2006, 04:49:37 AM »
its the same sink we use to get the water from when we brush our teeth.

i do give it a rinse afterwards, but can it ever really be enough?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2006, 04:56:56 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 15, 2006, 04:49:37 AM
its the same sink we use to get the water from when we brush our teeth.

i do give it a rinse afterwards, but can it ever really be enough?

Brush your teeth with pure urine if you want; it's sterile. 
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2006, 05:00:58 AM »
what about all that redness?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2006, 05:02:53 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 15, 2006, 05:00:58 AM
what about all that redness?

Ok, first get some antibiotics for your urinary tract infection.  :P
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2006, 05:04:20 AM »
i thought youd post some pictures or something first.
you know, a compare and contrast visual aid.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2006, 06:06:06 AM »
But mummy says I'm not to show you those sorts of pictures any more.   :'(
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2006, 06:13:23 AM »
did you know that PMS Elle stored urine in a jar behind her couch for two years?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2006, 06:15:15 AM »
I had gathered that that's where her colour-changing information may have come from.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2006, 06:19:56 AM »
do you think she might have pictures?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2006, 06:25:33 AM »
Of the jar, or of her filling the jar?  I'd be interested in both.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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