A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Well, have you started a...What Gives Me a Woody bible yet?Maybe you should...Actually, the fact that you are breathing probably means you have a hard on!
Quote from: Eclair on June 18, 2007, 03:14:51 AMWell, have you started a...What Gives Me a Woody bible yet?Maybe you should...Actually, the fact that you are breathing probably means you have a hard on!Actually, almost nothing, nowadays.I'm an old, and entirely uninterestedpervert. Well, not quite, but it would interferewith my spamming, to get aroused.Managed it a few times in the last 10 mins though.
Quote from: calandale on June 18, 2007, 03:16:27 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 18, 2007, 03:14:51 AMWell, have you started a...What Gives Me a Woody bible yet?Maybe you should...Actually, the fact that you are breathing probably means you have a hard on!Actually, almost nothing, nowadays.I'm an old, and entirely uninterestedpervert. Well, not quite, but it would interferewith my spamming, to get aroused.Managed it a few times in the last 10 mins though.Lucky I wasn't trying then!Have you over with in no time.
Quote from: Eclair on June 18, 2007, 03:19:17 AMQuote from: calandale on June 18, 2007, 03:16:27 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 18, 2007, 03:14:51 AMWell, have you started a...What Gives Me a Woody bible yet?Maybe you should...Actually, the fact that you are breathing probably means you have a hard on!Actually, almost nothing, nowadays.I'm an old, and entirely uninterestedpervert. Well, not quite, but it would interferewith my spamming, to get aroused.Managed it a few times in the last 10 mins though.Lucky I wasn't trying then!Have you over with in no time.Oh, don't flatter yourself,wasn't thee, but someone thatI have strong feelings for.My little sluggy.
Quote from: calandale on June 18, 2007, 03:21:15 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 18, 2007, 03:19:17 AMQuote from: calandale on June 18, 2007, 03:16:27 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 18, 2007, 03:14:51 AMWell, have you started a...What Gives Me a Woody bible yet?Maybe you should...Actually, the fact that you are breathing probably means you have a hard on!Actually, almost nothing, nowadays.I'm an old, and entirely uninterestedpervert. Well, not quite, but it would interferewith my spamming, to get aroused.Managed it a few times in the last 10 mins though.Lucky I wasn't trying then!Have you over with in no time.Oh, don't flatter yourself,wasn't thee, but someone thatI have strong feelings for.My little sluggy.Me? Flatter myself.No, was just saying I'm efficient.
Are you saying I'm a slimy sucker?Thanks for the compliment!
Graelwyn is now threatening me with legal action.