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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2007, 12:46:04 PM »
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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2007, 12:52:46 PM »
 :plus:

I thought it was serious
at first.
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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2007, 12:57:11 PM »
so did i.  it took me quite a long time to get over the "animal cruelty" angle, to be honest.   :-[
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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2007, 12:59:46 PM »
The Hammock is where I caught on.  :green:
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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2007, 01:09:45 PM »
lol.  me too.

actually, do me a favour, would you?

get the fuck out of my head!    :laugh:
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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2007, 01:21:33 PM »
But where else can I fuck you?
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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2007, 01:24:52 PM »
i nearly ruptured something laughing at that.  brilliant!  :plus:

well, i have my own house, with a garden, and even a firepit, so we wouldn't get too cold if al fresco was on the menu.  or there's my temple (can be a bit extreme in there, though, be warned).  or several other rooms.

other than that, i'm open to suggestion...   :eyelash:
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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #52 on: June 05, 2007, 01:27:04 PM »
But, since neither of us is willing
to move....
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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #53 on: June 05, 2007, 01:27:47 PM »
oops - had to rush off for a... glass of wine, and hit "post" by mistake. so...

the other answer is:  the usual orifices.  i might be weird, but i ain't that weird.  besides, i'm alive - isn't that enough of a departure for you?   :-*
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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #54 on: June 05, 2007, 01:28:17 PM »
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But, since neither of us is willing
to move....

"For you, Baby, I could be."
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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #55 on: June 05, 2007, 01:31:37 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:27:47 PM
i'm alive - isn't that enough of a departure for you?   :-*

They always start out that way.  >:D

Quote from: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 01:28:17 PM
"For you, Baby, I could be."

Put me on a cold stone slab then,
in a dungeon unlit.
Come to me bearing a torch,
and see if you can bring me to life.
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Re: Lardz and Emoga
« Reply #56 on: June 05, 2007, 01:35:49 PM »
coming right up.  in every sense of the phrase...   :-*
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