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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2007, 12:36:05 AM »
i have dreams of going to the bathroom when i really need to pee but am too sleepy. i will dream of peeing so many times i get frustrated that the need to pee never goes away that i actually go to pee.

i watched Waking Life, it's about dreaming and philosophical ramblings, and it's from the makers of A Scanner Darkly, and there's one guy who tells this dreamer dude whos the main character that when he's dreaming he should turn the lights off and if the switch works then it's not a dream, but if it doesn't then he's dreaming and then he can like realize that in the dream and it'll become a lucid dream. and that's what i'm gonna teach myself to do, if i turn off lights randomly then it'll transfer into my dreams and i'll be able to lucid dream more easily.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2007, 10:06:03 AM »

Dreamed about my old job. I was trying to get to an important assignnment on time and the boss was hovering, talking small talk, making me run late. It was a photo shoot that I would reallly have enjoyed, but he fucked me up again and made me late enough to appear quite unprofesssional.

I was not lucid enough to piss on him, like I needed to.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2007, 10:47:10 AM »
I don't like the dreams where I am looking for a toilet and can't find one. In the dream I had last night I did find one but I needed to put in a password/combination to open the stall door. It was bizarre and dreams like these mean that I need to get up and go or I will wet the bed.

With toilet dreams, I usually dream that I have to use a toilet that's somehow public; for example, a random toilet in the middle of a store.  I get that my quest for a toilet in dreams means my bladder is unhappy, but WTF is up with the lack of privacy aspect?  Am I too much of an open book, or what?
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2007, 04:19:36 PM »
maybe you just like to pee in front of strangers :P
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2007, 06:18:22 PM »
maybe you just like to pee in front of strangers :P

Hell no.  I get mad if the CAT gets it into his head to join me in the bathroom.  (Stupid door doesn't close properly and he can open it if he tries hard enough.)
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2007, 07:57:24 PM »
But the kitties seem most affectionate when you are on the can.  When I am on the toilet, my cat will get up from a deep slumber just to go rub his head on my shins.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2007, 07:37:06 AM »
But the kitties seem most affectionate when you are on the can.  When I am on the toilet, my cat will get up from a deep slumber just to go rub his head on my shins.

Actually, pets are most affectionate when hungry, and second most is a tie for when you're in the bathroom and when you're having sex.  It's not just Prozac; I have confirmation from other people with pets that the pets tend to want to be with them at these rather private times.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2007, 06:35:51 PM »
Why do you think that is?
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2007, 06:41:33 PM »
I found cats most affectionate when I'm reading.
Or eating. Don't know if I ever had sex with one
present where it wasn't the object of my affections.

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2007, 07:02:18 PM »
Why do you think that is?

I think it's probably partly a matter of selective attention; people notice things that seem unusual.  I wouldn't say,  "Oh, would you believe it?  The cat comes after me every time I sit on the couch," although he actually does.  Especially when I am talking on the phone.  He wants to be near me at any time he thinks I'll give him attention, which I guess means if I stay in one place long enough, or something.  I'm not sure, though; he's an odd little critter who thinks I'm some kind of deity.  It's hard to apply logic strictly to a creature who's that delusional.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2007, 07:14:37 PM »
It's hard to apply logic strictly to a creature who's that delusional.

depends on the logic.

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2007, 07:15:52 PM »
It's hard to apply logic strictly to a creature who's that delusional.

depends on the logic.

Logic strains against Prozac. Prozac declines against a baffle. Logic predicts the dilemma outside the liquor. Logic extends into the irate timetable on top of a career. The enlightened brother redirects his vowel.
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2007, 07:18:08 PM »
 :plus: I couldn't help it.
That salad made me ill.

Get someone to ghey you.

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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2007, 07:26:09 PM »
:plus: I couldn't help it.
That salad made me ill.

Get someone to ghey you.

It was YOU!  Bastard!!!
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Re: tEH uLTIMATE dREAM tHREAD=post your dreams here peoples
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2007, 07:27:21 PM »
I'm Sorry. I just couldn't help myself.
There was this button, see...and I HAD
to push it. I knew that gheying would
be too easy to fix.