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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2006, 11:41:49 AM »
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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2006, 02:37:03 PM »
erm...

how shall i put this...?

oh yes...

you can try it, dear, but only if you want to:
a) sing soprano;
b) walk with a limp for the rest of your natural.

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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2006, 02:52:18 PM »
 >:(
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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2006, 04:12:59 PM »
I'm still hungry.

In one hand i have the option of sitting here and doing nothing.  In the other hand I have the option of going downstairs, drenching a hunk of dead cow in italian dressing, burning it, then eating it.  I'd also be reading about the biology of the brain while burning it.  Can anyone think of some interesting thing to drench it in besides italian dressing?  Might be interesting enough to tip the scales and send me on my way.
« Last Edit: May 04, 2006, 04:16:25 PM by Nomaken »
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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2006, 04:51:07 PM »
Why not try barbecue sauce or worcestshire sauce or A-1 steak sauce.  If you like spicy, rub some hot pepper sauce on it before cooking.

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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2006, 04:55:03 PM »
I always thought a good meal was better than sex most of the time.

then you can fuck right off - anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

and it's "worcestershire".

Maybe it was in your day, dear, now it's called "worcester sauce". :-*

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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2006, 10:50:17 PM »
I tried A1, wasn't bad.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2006, 02:32:31 AM »
I always thought a good meal was better than sex most of the time.

then you can fuck right off - anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

and it's "worcestershire".

Maybe it was in your day, dear, now it's called "worcester sauce". :-*

When is her day?  Today?  On my bottle of worcestershire sauce it is spelled w-o-r-c-e-s-t-e-r-s-h-i-r-e.

The spelling  :police:

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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2006, 04:00:23 AM »

When is her day?  Today?  On my bottle of worcestershire sauce it is spelled w-o-r-c-e-s-t-e-r-s-h-i-r-e.


Lots of manufacturers still label it that, but the man on the street knows better and most people refer to it simply as worcester. Touching show of sisterhood, though. ;)

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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2006, 10:33:19 AM »
i call it "worcester sauce" as well.  however...

...or worshtershers(sp?) sauce before cooking it?

the original post i was replying to.

do keep up, sweetle.

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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2006, 03:05:04 PM »
then you can fuck right off - anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

If you really believe that, try staying away from sex for six months, and then try staying away from food, half that time.
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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2006, 03:29:19 PM »
then you can fuck right off - anyone who says that has never done sex properly.  :P

If you really believe that, try staying away from sex for six months, and then try staying away from food, half that time.
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2006, 12:20:31 AM »
hahahaha - good one.  ;)

mind you, it might make a difference if we're talking about quality of life, rather than just satying alive, eh?  :P

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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2006, 02:45:39 AM »
mind you, it might make a difference if we're talking about quality of life, rather than just satying alive, eh?  :P

They're both good things, but they don't mix well. Try to date a hamburger (say, like the guy on my avatar), and you'll see what I mean.  :D
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Re: Look upon my works ye mighty and .........you decide!
« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2006, 12:59:51 PM »
so I'll forego that "rookie status" thingie voluntarily.

MWHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!? ?;D

anyway, why ain't you stalking me?? bastard - you choosy, or something?? ?>:(

Ah, but I am very choosy and since you insist, t'will be my pleasure and pain :-* !? As you wish!


aha, i knew it.  if i was patient and vigil i would find a post where you forgot to sign off:

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