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Rise of the Airheads
« on: May 08, 2007, 09:43:59 PM »
I was in the bookstore some months ago, and I saw a book called "The Tripumh Of The Airheads and the Retreat from Commonsense.", I thought it sounded interesting, so I read the blurb, which is as follows:

The airheads are winning. We live in an upside-down world where celebrity matter more than substance; correct spelling is less important than knowing how to do PowerPoint; bright maths and science students go into investment banking so they can make truckloads of money; and small girls seriously regard a trashy hotel heiress as a role model. We have an American president who gets Sweden and Switzerland mixed up and Australian politicians who spend millions on spin doctors while schools and hospitals go begging.
The age of the airhead has one message. Commonsense doesn't pay off. If you're smart, be smarter: play dumb.

Shelley Gare has been writing about the rise of airheadism for almost a decade. When she first spotted that airheads were soaring like hot-air balloons, she thought she was seeing things. She was so, like, wrong.
How did the airheads win? What were the rest of us doing?

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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2007, 10:04:43 PM »
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How did the airheads win? What were the rest of us doing?

we were busy not viewing them as a serious threat.
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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2007, 10:16:53 PM »
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How did the airheads win? What were the rest of us doing?

we were busy not viewing them as a serious threat.

The meek shall inherit the earth.

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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2007, 06:20:51 AM »
Did you see Nathan Barley (UK comedy series)?
The first episode was called Rise of The Idiots or something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Barley
it was quite funny

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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2007, 02:09:32 PM »
The meek shall inherit the earth.

The rest of us will have moved on to the stars.

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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2007, 02:17:26 PM »
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.

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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2007, 02:18:31 PM »
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.

No, the moon is the place where all brains are situated in brain-bank cities; the real brains.  ;D

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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2007, 02:21:10 PM »
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.

No, the moon is the place where all brains are situated in brain-bank cities; the real brains.  ;D

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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2007, 02:21:29 PM »
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.

No, the moon is the place where all brains are situated in brain-bank cities; the real brains.  ;D

So why are you still here?

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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2007, 02:23:13 PM »
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.

No, the moon is the place where all brains are situated in brain-bank cities; the real brains
;D

So why are you still here?

Seems obvious.

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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2007, 02:25:31 PM »
The stars are made of cheese?
I thought that was just the moon.

No, the moon is the place where all brains are situated in brain-bank cities; the real brains
;D

So why are you still here?

Seems obvious.

It certainly does, I'd just like him to answer that one.  :laugh:

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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2007, 03:23:29 PM »
I know I was supposed to be watching an entire planet for signs of decaying intelligence but I totally spaced, sorry.
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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2007, 07:52:02 PM »
I will always love Airheads. http://youtube.com/watch?v=z9_SBSnMyy8
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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2007, 09:01:37 AM »
You guys don't know what "on topic" means do you? :P ;)

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Re: Rise of the Airheads
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2007, 10:58:21 AM »
You guys don't know what "on topic" means do you? :P ;)

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