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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #375 on: May 26, 2007, 08:05:02 AM »
can you carry on two different discussions at once?

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It was a pisstake on the cliche of the fat, bored housewife who makes up lies on the internet.
If that is what you or anybody else here wants to think that, that is fine.  I would find it quite amusing in fact.

will you pretend that you are the hot, ultra bored housewife, who's husband has no time to take care of your female needs.  and you are here just for a good time?
A fantasy of yours, is it?
Sorry can't help you with that one, well not the housewife / husband bit.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #376 on: May 26, 2007, 08:06:05 AM »
can you carry on two different discussions at once?

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It was a pisstake on the cliche of the fat, bored housewife who makes up lies on the internet.
If that is what you or anybody else here wants to think that, that is fine.  I would find it quite amusing in fact.

will you pretend that you are the hot, ultra bored housewife, who's husband has no time to take care of your female needs.  and you are here just for a good time?
A fantasy of yours, is it?
Sorry can't help you with that one, well not the housewife / husband bit.

no imagination?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #377 on: May 26, 2007, 08:07:50 AM »
can you carry on two different discussions at once?

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It was a pisstake on the cliche of the fat, bored housewife who makes up lies on the internet.
If that is what you or anybody else here wants to think that, that is fine.  I would find it quite amusing in fact.

will you pretend that you are the hot, ultra bored housewife, who's husband has no time to take care of your female needs.  and you are here just for a good time?
A fantasy of yours, is it?
Sorry can't help you with that one, well not the housewife / husband bit.

no imagination?
No desire to enter that fantasy.  I lived it in my 20's.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #378 on: May 26, 2007, 08:10:07 AM »
That's sort of a blurry question for me.  Even though I knew what was going on, I wasn't interested in playing it out with boys when I was a teenager.  I found some porn and that looked much more interesting than what my girlfriends were doing!
what were your girlfriends doing?

what were they doing in the porn?
At 16 some had boyfriends and were having sex.
I can't remember particulars...but one...a shot of a guy in shorts sitting on a bike with his cock pushed out through the side of the leg opening and a girl was on her knees giving him head.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #379 on: May 26, 2007, 08:14:38 AM »
can you carry on two different discussions at once?

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It was a pisstake on the cliche of the fat, bored housewife who makes up lies on the internet.
If that is what you or anybody else here wants to think that, that is fine.  I would find it quite amusing in fact.

will you pretend that you are the hot, ultra bored housewife, who's husband has no time to take care of your female needs.  and you are here just for a good time?
A fantasy of yours, is it?
Sorry can't help you with that one, well not the housewife / husband bit.

no imagination?
No desire to enter that fantasy.  I lived it in my 20's.
kill joy.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #380 on: May 26, 2007, 08:17:04 AM »
That's sort of a blurry question for me.  Even though I knew what was going on, I wasn't interested in playing it out with boys when I was a teenager.  I found some porn and that looked much more interesting than what my girlfriends were doing!
what were your girlfriends doing?

what were they doing in the porn?
At 16 some had boyfriends and were having sex.
I can't remember particulars...but one...a shot of a guy in shorts sitting on a bike with his cock pushed out through the side of the leg opening and a girl was on her knees giving him head.
early eighties porn was so cool.  wasn't it?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #381 on: May 26, 2007, 08:19:34 AM »
That's sort of a blurry question for me.  Even though I knew what was going on, I wasn't interested in playing it out with boys when I was a teenager.  I found some porn and that looked much more interesting than what my girlfriends were doing!
what were your girlfriends doing?

what were they doing in the porn?
At 16 some had boyfriends and were having sex.
I can't remember particulars...but one...a shot of a guy in shorts sitting on a bike with his cock pushed out through the side of the leg opening and a girl was on her knees giving him head.
early eighties porn was so cool.  wasn't it?
The heady glory days...of unbrushed bruises, mosquito bites and pimples...saggy bottoms and real boobies...all topped off with big bouncing hair.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #382 on: May 26, 2007, 08:32:14 AM »
That's sort of a blurry question for me.  Even though I knew what was going on, I wasn't interested in playing it out with boys when I was a teenager.  I found some porn and that looked much more interesting than what my girlfriends were doing!
what were your girlfriends doing?

what were they doing in the porn?
At 16 some had boyfriends and were having sex.
I can't remember particulars...but one...a shot of a guy in shorts sitting on a bike with his cock pushed out through the side of the leg opening and a girl was on her knees giving him head.
early eighties porn was so cool.  wasn't it?
The heady glory days...of unbrushed bruises, mosquito bites and pimples...saggy bottoms and real boobies...all topped off with big bouncing hair.
even the act seemed more natural.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #383 on: May 26, 2007, 01:54:26 PM »
can you carry on two different discussions at once?

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It was a pisstake on the cliche of the fat, bored housewife who makes up lies on the internet.
If that is what you or anybody else here wants to think that, that is fine.  I would find it quite amusing in fact.

will you pretend that you are the hot, ultra bored housewife, who's husband has no time to take care of your female needs.  and you are here just for a good time?
A fantasy of yours, is it?
Sorry can't help you with that one, well not the housewife / husband bit.

no imagination?
No desire to enter that fantasy.  I lived it in my 20's.

So, how about a different fantasy:
That we are both fat naked men communicating over
the computer, and pretending to be what we're not?
That one always gets me hot.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #384 on: May 26, 2007, 01:54:51 PM »
That's sort of a blurry question for me.  Even though I knew what was going on, I wasn't interested in playing it out with boys when I was a teenager.  I found some porn and that looked much more interesting than what my girlfriends were doing!
what were your girlfriends doing?

what were they doing in the porn?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #385 on: May 26, 2007, 07:00:12 PM »
You are a Great Girlfriend 
 
When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful
But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself
You're the perfect blend of independent and caring
You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too! 

Yeah, everything was fine until the...... "make sure your guy knows it too" bit....

Just keep on slurping up the semen, and he will.  :laugh:
Funny, but eventually they want to have some verbal confirmation of love rather than 'oral' confirmation  :(

Commitment troubles? Or something else?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #386 on: May 26, 2007, 07:08:01 PM »
Quoted from McJagger's ask away thread:

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Your comment got me thinking though...and then Calandale made some comments also.
It's a public thread, that would be the only reason I would hold something back that was particularly identifiable, but only because I wouldn't want a particular relative to see it who knows I have AS and may actually research it.
should i go back and read between the lines? would it even be interesting if i did?


i told my brother about this place.  and my username.
i am uner the impression that if people want to judge me than that is their prerogotive.  i just don't have time for them.
It would seem by implying that I have a husband that you suspect I am a liar.  Not very impressive...I detest lies.

Did you not have one once though?
Isn't this McJ's ask away thread?  Yes, I was married once a long time ago.  Engaged also, but that's over.

How old were you and how long did you stay married?

You don't have to answer if it's too personal.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #387 on: May 26, 2007, 07:10:28 PM »
You are a Great Girlfriend 
 
When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful
But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself
You're the perfect blend of independent and caring
You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too! 

Yeah, everything was fine until the...... "make sure your guy knows it too" bit....

Just keep on slurping up the semen, and he will.  :laugh:
Funny, but eventually they want to have some verbal confirmation of love rather than 'oral' confirmation  :(

Commitment troubles? Or something else?
I'm not good with emotional communication and probably appear to be distant or not committed I guess.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #388 on: May 26, 2007, 07:11:27 PM »
You are a Great Girlfriend 
 
When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful
But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself
You're the perfect blend of independent and caring
You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too! 

Yeah, everything was fine until the...... "make sure your guy knows it too" bit....

Just keep on slurping up the semen, and he will.  :laugh:
Funny, but eventually they want to have some verbal confirmation of love rather than 'oral' confirmation  :(

Commitment troubles? Or something else?
I'm not good with emotional communication and probably appear to be distant or not committed I guess.

But, you don't have some kind of block against saying the three little words?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #389 on: May 26, 2007, 07:14:05 PM »
Quoted from McJagger's ask away thread:

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Your comment got me thinking though...and then Calandale made some comments also.
It's a public thread, that would be the only reason I would hold something back that was particularly identifiable, but only because I wouldn't want a particular relative to see it who knows I have AS and may actually research it.
should i go back and read between the lines? would it even be interesting if i did?


i told my brother about this place.  and my username.
i am uner the impression that if people want to judge me than that is their prerogotive.  i just don't have time for them.
It would seem by implying that I have a husband that you suspect I am a liar.  Not very impressive...I detest lies.

Did you not have one once though?
Isn't this McJ's ask away thread?  Yes, I was married once a long time ago.  Engaged also, but that's over.

How old were you and how long did you stay married?

You don't have to answer if it's too personal.
We'd known each other a long time, but the marriage itself was short.  I loved him more than he loved me...I knew something wasn't right but didn't know what and felt guilty for leaving him...then I found out he'd been playing up on me for years.  I think it is possible he had AS also probably much more severe than myself and just was looking to connect with somebody, anybody.  He thought there was something better out there for him...