Ask Eclair anything.

[Lucifer]

thanks. 

/throws all flatties into recycling box.

[Calandale]

Not my taste dear.
You might enjoy shoes
in such a manner, but I prefer not
to.

Well of course not.  A narcissist would never make himself vulnerable enough to worship and adore a real woman.

Instead you fantasize about youthful dewy young girls mesmerised by your charm....which has perhaps long faded.

Surprisingly, it hasn't. Nor for males.
I still can't help but turn them away.

Don't know what's wrong with me.
Or right.

[Calandale]

Well, let's put it this way.  Cal would never pick anyone who was more intelligent or knowledgable than himself....God Forbid.

I have.

Wonder when he last really conquered a woman?  Yet he acts as is if he is Rasputin.  And so full of charm.....

What do you mean by conquered?

sorry...don't ever recall a heroine ever wearing flatties....

I'm not really into women mutilating themselves.
Hell, I'm opposed to earrings.

even Dorothy had some pump to her heels!

'Twas, of course, what I was aiming for,
but I didn't want to put too much work in.
The point, was clear. And, no, I'm not particularly
interested in drag queens either.

[Eclair]

Well, let's put it this way.  Cal would never pick anyone who was more intelligent or knowledgable than himself....God Forbid.

I have.

Wonder when he last really conquered a woman?  Yet he acts as is if he is Rasputin.  And so full of charm.....

What do you mean by conquered?

sorry...don't ever recall a heroine ever wearing flatties....

I'm not really into women mutilating themselves.
Hell, I'm opposed to earrings.

even Dorothy had some pump to her heels!

'Twas, of course, what I was aiming for,
but I didn't want to put too much work in.
The point, was clear. And, no, I'm not particularly
interested in drag queens either.

Stop deluding yourself...you are a self confessed blood player, so spare Me your machinations about heels....I mean for fuck's sake, in the scheme of things....

[Calandale]

Stop deluding yourself...you are a self confessed blood player, so spare Me your machinations about heels....I mean for fuck's sake, in the scheme of things....

What, pray tell, was wrong with me
letting someone who lusted for that
have their game? And, what is wrong
with the bites which I give, which cause
no marks? None whatsoever.

[Eclair]

Stop deluding yourself...you are a self confessed blood player, so spare Me your machinations about heels....I mean for fuck's sake, in the scheme of things....

What, pray tell, was wrong with me
letting someone who lusted for that
have their game? And, what is wrong
with the bites which I give, which cause
no marks? None whatsoever.

Of course, Of course.....and thus you make My point...

And Cal - not very poetic.

[Calandale]

I don't try to be poetic.

Nor, does your point have any
merit. I can take without them
noticing. Just a kiss.

[Al Swearegen]

Sorry I wandered into the wrong thread.

I saw "Ask Eclair anything" I thought it meant "Ask Eclair anything". I did not realise "Ask Eclair anything "was code for "Catfight here bring your own baseball bat"

Besides I am too drunk, too apathetic, haven't been following the train of the argument and, were I to join, in would keep getting distracted by Eclair's avatar's tits.

So ....ummmm....bye and good luck. (If it helps the thread I think slippers are good for spanking.....No?....OK going now)

[Alex179]

I kind of like flat shoes at times on women, kind of understated and can make them appear more down to earth and approachable.   Heels are sexy in how they change the way legs look as far as muscularity goes.   Even though I don't pay that much attention to women's shoes, I prefer some variety.   Hell, I sold shoes for a year.   Different shoes for different occasions.

Eclair, why didn't you answer my question about you painting?   Too busy arguing about shoes?   I know how you love your work and all, just wondering if you are finding time for other pursuits.   I am having a difficult time finding room in my schedule to do some of my hobbies lately.

[Eclair]

Sorry I wandered into the wrong thread.

I saw "Ask Eclair anything" I thought it meant "Ask Eclair anything". I did not realise "Ask Eclair anything "was code for "Catfight here bring your own baseball bat"Besides I am too drunk, too apathetic, haven't been following the train of the argument and, were I to join, in would keep getting distracted by Eclair's avatar's tits.

So ....ummmm....bye and good luck. (If it helps the thread I think slippers are good for spanking.....No?....OK going now)

Don't mind Cal.  He's just trying to have a little interaction with me and the only way he can do it is by being contrary.  Certainly not a catfight.  Especially since he enjoys it so much.

[Eclair]

I kind of like flat shoes at times on women, kind of understated and can make them appear more down to earth and approachable.   Heels are sexy in how they change the way legs look as far as muscularity goes.   Even though I don't pay that much attention to women's shoes, I prefer some variety.   Hell, I sold shoes for a year.   Different shoes for different occasions.

Eclair, why didn't you answer my question about you painting?   Too busy arguing about shoes?   I know how you love your work and all, just wondering if you are finding time for other pursuits.   I am having a difficult time finding room in my schedule to do some of my hobbies lately.

Because your posts in my thread are a waste of time.  Hopefully soon you will realise that.

[Calandale]

Especially since he enjoys it so much.

I did always like you. 

[Al Swearegen]

Sorry I wandered into the wrong thread.

I saw "Ask Eclair anything" I thought it meant "Ask Eclair anything". I did not realise "Ask Eclair anything "was code for "Catfight here bring your own baseball bat"Besides I am too drunk, too apathetic, haven't been following the train of the argument and, were I to join, in would keep getting distracted by Eclair's avatar's tits.

So ....ummmm....bye and good luck. (If it helps the thread I think slippers are good for spanking.....No?....OK going now)

Don't mind Cal.  He's just trying to have a little interaction with me and the only way he can do it is by being contrary.  Certainly not a catfight.  Especially since he enjoys it so much.

Oh shit did I post that!  Very too drunk obviously.

The only thing that made any sense in that whole post of mine was the comment of your avatar's tits.

[Calandale]

Actually, I found it amusing.

[Calandale]

Certainly more so than ass (or tit) kissing.