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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1185 on: July 11, 2007, 03:53:35 PM »
/shudder

ugh - the thought of bryan adams having sex.  :puke:

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1186 on: July 11, 2007, 03:56:01 PM »
/shudder

ugh - the thought of bryan adams having sex.  :puke:

It's his new face that freaks me out.
Actually, the thought of any of those people having sex freaks me out!

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1187 on: July 11, 2007, 04:01:21 PM »
i'm sewing mine up.  you never know what i might forget when i'm pissed, and it's just not worth the risk.   :(

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1188 on: July 11, 2007, 04:19:20 PM »
/shudder

ugh - the thought of bryan adams having sex.  :puke:

It's his new face that freaks me out.
Actually, the thought of any of those people having sex freaks me out!

what the fuck? i love Bryan Adams, show me a picture of his new face! i had no idea... ??? why did he get a new face?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1189 on: July 11, 2007, 06:26:40 PM »
PHEW !!

how about - in no particular order of horror:

the cunt in red - chris de burgh
i just called to say (i love you, you cunt) - stevie wonder
just the cunt you are - billy joel

?

I love Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called to Say I Love You" though.  It is one of the lullabies I sing to my daughter.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1190 on: July 11, 2007, 07:00:53 PM »


I admit I did like total Eclipse of the Cunt when I was young and impressionable...it was a couples skate song at my rollerskating rink!

I'm with you on Billy Joel...

Damn, I have to go to work, but I'm sure I'll think of yet more of these classics!

Bryan Adams....Have You Ever Really, Really, Really ever Fucked a Woman?

Jeeze, I still like it. BJ did some decent stuff (glass houses was damned good).
And how can you dislike a Canadian musician?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1191 on: July 11, 2007, 07:02:21 PM »
hello, eclair.

Lionel? 

is it me you're looking for?

I've been alone with you inside my mind....

(Thank God, someone got the reference to Lionel!)
this reads like a positive sign.  but, we haven't talked for a few days.  are you quitting me cold turkey?

What?

nevermind.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1192 on: July 11, 2007, 07:21:53 PM »
And how can you dislike a Canadian musician?

Two words: Celine Dion.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1193 on: July 11, 2007, 07:32:00 PM »

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1194 on: July 11, 2007, 10:28:33 PM »

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1195 on: July 12, 2007, 01:28:48 AM »
I'm doing this to everybody. I want to see what everybody gets on the autism test.

Well, thanks for including me, but I'm not doing it. 


Whyyyyyyyyyy???????????

No offence, I just don't have the patience at the moment.  Maybe another time.  x
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Can you tell me what that x means.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1196 on: July 12, 2007, 01:58:02 AM »
it's a kiss.


what the fuck? i love Bryan Adams, show me a picture of his new face! i had no idea... ??? why did he get a new face?

cos his old one had an asbo on it.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1197 on: July 12, 2007, 02:09:21 AM »
Or something to suck the venom out of.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1198 on: July 12, 2007, 03:15:37 AM »
PHEW !!

how about - in no particular order of horror:

the cunt in red - chris de burgh
i just called to say (i love you, you cunt) - stevie wonder
just the cunt you are - billy joel

?

I love Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called to Say I Love You" though.  It is one of the lullabies I sing to my daughter.

That's sweet. 

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1199 on: July 12, 2007, 03:16:13 AM »
/shudder

ugh - the thought of bryan adams having sex.  :puke:

It's his new face that freaks me out.
Actually, the thought of any of those people having sex freaks me out!

what the fuck? i love Bryan Adams, show me a picture of his new face! i had no idea... ??? why did he get a new face?

He's had some sort of facelift...it just looks wrong.