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Offline Calandale

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1515 on: June 28, 2009, 07:23:37 PM »
Of course not.

I don't like loud noises.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1516 on: June 28, 2009, 07:27:22 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on June 28, 2009, 07:23:37 PM
Of course not.

I don't like loud noises.



So you'd fight me?  :eyebrows:
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1517 on: June 28, 2009, 07:31:30 PM »
I thought we were talking sex.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1518 on: June 28, 2009, 07:46:30 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on June 28, 2009, 07:31:30 PM
I thought we were talking sex.

Naw man. I appreciate your attraction to me, but i'm not into men. Sorry. :thumbup:
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1519 on: June 28, 2009, 09:22:30 PM »
No problem.

I didn't really want to soil my knife anyhow.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1520 on: June 29, 2009, 07:11:03 AM »
Quote from: Calandale on June 28, 2009, 09:22:30 PM
No problem.

I didn't really want to soil my knife anyhow.

Taking out a knife during a fistfight. Only someone who is afraid they'd lose would do that.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1521 on: June 29, 2009, 07:38:36 AM »
I think he meant during sex. :zoinks:
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1522 on: June 29, 2009, 10:27:15 AM »
Yeah, an entirely different type of knife altogether  :zoinks:
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1523 on: June 29, 2009, 10:43:58 AM »
Why call it something different then? A dicks a dick right?
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1524 on: June 29, 2009, 10:45:52 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 29, 2009, 10:43:58 AM
Why call it something different then? A dicks a dick right?
He tries to be poetic, so the use of metaphors is needed to keep up the illusion.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1525 on: June 29, 2009, 05:24:07 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 29, 2009, 07:11:03 AM
Quote from: Calandale on June 28, 2009, 09:22:30 PM
No problem.

I didn't really want to soil my knife anyhow.

Taking out a knife during a fistfight. Only someone who is afraid they'd lose would do that.

I don't like risks. No one said fistfight anyhow.
Would that mean elbows and headbutts are banned too?

Why should I give up all the weapons I'm trained in,
just so you have a chance?

Quote from: odeon on June 29, 2009, 07:38:36 AM
I think he meant during sex. :zoinks:

Of course. Same thing.

Quote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 29, 2009, 10:27:15 AM
Yeah, an entirely different type of knife altogether  :zoinks:

Not with me.

Wanna fuck?

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Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 29, 2009, 10:43:58 AM
Why call it something different then? A dicks a dick right?
He tries to be poetic, so the use of metaphors is needed to keep up the illusion.

No. I like knifeplay.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1526 on: June 29, 2009, 05:31:12 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on June 29, 2009, 05:24:07 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 29, 2009, 07:11:03 AM
Quote from: Calandale on June 28, 2009, 09:22:30 PM
No problem.

I didn't really want to soil my knife anyhow.

Taking out a knife during a fistfight. Only someone who is afraid they'd lose would do that.

I don't like risks. No one said fistfight anyhow.
Would that mean elbows and headbutts are banned too?

Why should I give up all the weapons I'm trained in,
just so you have a chance?

Quote from: odeon on June 29, 2009, 07:38:36 AM
I think he meant during sex. :zoinks:

Of course. Same thing.

Quote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 29, 2009, 10:27:15 AM
Yeah, an entirely different type of knife altogether  :zoinks:

Not with me.

Wanna fuck?

Quote from: Alex179 on June 29, 2009, 10:45:52 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 29, 2009, 10:43:58 AM
Why call it something different then? A dicks a dick right?
He tries to be poetic, so the use of metaphors is needed to keep up the illusion.

No. I like knifeplay.

Well. I said put the gloves on but okay. I'm also skilled with a knife. I'm game.  ;)
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1527 on: June 29, 2009, 05:36:02 PM »
I'm glad you consented to sex.

I'd hate to think you weren't interested in me.


You're not my type though.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1528 on: June 30, 2009, 05:08:19 AM »
Quote from: Calandale on June 29, 2009, 05:24:07 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Major Bint on June 29, 2009, 10:27:15 AM
Yeah, an entirely different type of knife altogether  :zoinks:

Not with me.

Wanna fuck?

I thought you'd never ask  :zoinks:
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1529 on: June 30, 2009, 06:45:11 AM »
Quote from: Calandale on June 29, 2009, 05:36:02 PM
I'm glad you consented to sex.

I'd hate to think you weren't interested in me.


You're not my type though.

I didn't. I consented to a knife fight.
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
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