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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #690 on: July 07, 2007, 05:57:45 AM »
ears are just a place to put the ankles, during sex.

They make good handles too.
who you fucking? Dumbo?

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #691 on: July 08, 2007, 02:00:11 PM »
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #692 on: July 08, 2007, 08:15:58 PM »
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?

Considered opening up all kinds of cool things,
once I realized that you would have asked me
this (as I do have work to do) but right now,
just notepad.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #693 on: July 09, 2007, 09:49:48 PM »
If you could live in any other country, where would you most prefer?

For whatever reason,
I've been kinda excited about
the thought of Switzerland recently.
I really want to be in a mountain city.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #694 on: July 10, 2007, 09:55:17 AM »
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #695 on: July 11, 2007, 03:33:55 AM »


# Repetitive or restricted Behaviours and Interests (RBI) - Stereotyped, repetitive behaviours and interests
# Social Impairment (SI) - Social understanding
# Language problems (L) - Speech, words and sentences
# Planning, Organization and Concentration problems (POC) - Cognitive skills related to being able to plan, organise and stay focused
# Imaging and Recall problems (IR) - Visualisation, imagination and remembering past events
# Reasoning and Problem solving problems (RP) - Cognitive skills related to rational deduction and working things out
# Sensory problems (S) - Impact of senses
# Motor problems (M) - Control of own movement

RBI =7.5
SI=7.5
L=3.5
POC=7.75
IR=6.5
RP=4.75
S=5.75
M=5

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #696 on: July 19, 2007, 12:19:45 PM »
Do you like fluorescent lights?

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #697 on: July 22, 2007, 11:34:07 PM »
No. They make me look yellow.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #698 on: July 23, 2007, 08:07:06 AM »
I forgive you for your brutish insensitivity you have shown towards me and now realise that maybe i should have thought that the whole wp thing was a genuine problem for you. I think that as a fellow person with neurological differences i should be supportive of you in your modding issues at wp and fully support your decision to dress up as a woman when the opportunity so takes your fancy. What women would you most like to be? Ever thought about making a permanent change or is it just something that you like to do now and again?

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #699 on: July 23, 2007, 06:54:40 PM »
Is there anyone you admire, and if so who and why?

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #700 on: July 23, 2007, 08:11:04 PM »
How often do you hear the fluorescent lights humming or buzzing when you see them?



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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #701 on: July 24, 2007, 12:04:16 PM »
I forgive you for your brutish insensitivity you have shown towards me and now realise that maybe i should have thought that the whole wp thing was a genuine problem for you. I think that as a fellow person with neurological differences i should be supportive of you in your modding issues at wp and fully support your decision to dress up as a woman when the opportunity so takes your fancy. What women would you most like to be? Ever thought about making a permanent change or is it just something that you like to do now and again?

Hmm, the only times I dressed up as a woman
were to please a mate, or for mastubatory
purposes. 'twas hard to get my wife to do
cum play, and I'd suck myself off, and then
look in the mirror.

The only time I can really remember wanting to be
a particular woman, was Jodie Foster. I've alluded
to the movie elsewhere, but can't be certain which
one. I developed this terrible crush on her, but it
was half wanting to be her, and half wanting to do
her.

On the other hand, sometimes I would 'become'
female during sex. No one specific. Or I would slip
into the mind of a lover.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #702 on: July 24, 2007, 12:07:17 PM »
Is there anyone you admire, and if so who and why?

Tons of people. For many different reasons.
Seeing you, makes Paul Erdos come to mind,
for the way that he was able to simply make
such connections out of nowhere.

There are a couple of people here, associated with
the school, whom I admire, for their ability to work
hard, and be brilliant at the same time.

A great many actors whom I admire, for their
skills on stage. Some musicians and writers, again
for the devotion to their art.

A lot of people. In fact, I think one can
find something to admire in almost anyone.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #703 on: July 24, 2007, 12:08:10 PM »
How often do you hear the fluorescent lights humming or buzzing when you see them?




I try not to look at them.
I can almost always hear them,
if there aren't other noises drowning
them out completely.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #704 on: July 24, 2007, 03:10:26 PM »
I forgive you for your brutish insensitivity you have shown towards me and now realise that maybe i should have thought that the whole wp thing was a genuine problem for you. I think that as a fellow person with neurological differences i should be supportive of you in your modding issues at wp and fully support your decision to dress up as a woman when the opportunity so takes your fancy. What women would you most like to be? Ever thought about making a permanent change or is it just something that you like to do now and again?

Hmm, the only times I dressed up as a woman
were to please a mate, or for mastubatory
purposes. 'twas hard to get my wife to do
cum play, and I'd suck myself off, and then
look in the mirror.

The only time I can really remember wanting to be
a particular woman, was Jodie Foster. I've alluded
to the movie elsewhere, but can't be certain which
one. I developed this terrible crush on her, but it
was half wanting to be her, and half wanting to do
her.


On the other hand, sometimes I would 'become'
female during sex. No one specific. Or I would slip
into the mind of a lover.
But entirely wanting to do yourself.
I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.