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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #135 on: May 19, 2007, 05:31:55 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 19, 2007, 05:28:12 AM
Fuck it, I prefer my Vagina on the Face theory!

While I like a vagina on the face, I don't
think I'd always want it there.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #136 on: May 19, 2007, 05:33:06 AM »
Interesting theory which I will contemplate for a nanosecond.

I just had a science teacher in grade nine who's face just reminded me of a pussy no end...not particularly my own...but it just did!

Especially since I'm not a very hairy person.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #137 on: May 19, 2007, 05:34:08 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 19, 2007, 05:33:06 AM
Interesting theory which I will contemplate for a nanosecond.

The cuntisecond is the unit you're looking for here.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #138 on: May 19, 2007, 05:36:48 AM »
Is there a cuntisecond?

Love it...

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #139 on: May 19, 2007, 05:40:10 AM »
McJagger came up with it.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #140 on: May 19, 2007, 06:08:48 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 19, 2007, 05:51:22 AM
Quote from: calandale on May 19, 2007, 05:39:42 AM
Badly. Dancing is my form of self abuse.

So, this dancing is a free form style???

To what kind of music??

Pretty much. Though it certainly has roots in
formal styles.

Tonight was a bunch of local bands. Mostly rock
(I guess). Though, I dance to classical and jazz
as well.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #141 on: May 19, 2007, 10:21:52 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 19, 2007, 05:40:10 AM
McJagger came up with it.

Thought it was Lucifer?
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #142 on: May 19, 2007, 11:54:23 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on May 19, 2007, 10:21:52 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 19, 2007, 05:40:10 AM
McJagger came up with it.

Thought it was Lucifer?

Hmm. Maybe you're right. McJagger just made it famous. ;)
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #143 on: May 19, 2007, 12:28:25 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 19, 2007, 05:34:08 AM
Quote from: Eclair on May 19, 2007, 05:33:06 AM
Interesting theory which I will contemplate for a nanosecond.

The cuntisecond is the unit you're looking for here.

That unit of measurement is derived from the red cunt-hair
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #144 on: May 19, 2007, 04:42:29 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on May 19, 2007, 10:21:52 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 19, 2007, 05:40:10 AM
McJagger came up with it.

Thought it was Lucifer?
i think it was eamonn, and lucifer made it famous.

i am just a hack.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #145 on: May 20, 2007, 06:24:00 PM »
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 20, 2007, 05:35:36 PM
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Quote from: ozymandias on May 20, 2007, 09:57:33 AM
Works for me! :laugh:  Oh and I also wear underpants with my shorts even the ones that are made of sweat cloth type fabric...don't want to be Free-balling that much. ;)

I remember (when I was in my late teens - early 20's) having
these shorts that were so short everything hanging out was
the norm.
did you shave them nutters?

Hell no. I have fine pale hair on them. Just as on my ears.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #146 on: May 20, 2007, 06:29:14 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 20, 2007, 06:24:00 PM
Quote from: McFonzarelli on May 20, 2007, 05:35:36 PM
Quote from: calandale on May 20, 2007, 04:40:31 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on May 20, 2007, 09:57:33 AM
Works for me! :laugh:  Oh and I also wear underpants with my shorts even the ones that are made of sweat cloth type fabric...don't want to be Free-balling that much. ;)

I remember (when I was in my late teens - early 20's) having
these shorts that were so short everything hanging out was
the norm.
did you shave them nutters?

Hell no. I have fine pale hair on them. Just as on my ears.
And your palms?
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #147 on: May 20, 2007, 06:30:37 PM »
One of them is badly bruised. No noticeable fur though.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #148 on: May 20, 2007, 06:32:15 PM »
It takes a lot more stroking to get the fur.  :wanker:
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #149 on: May 20, 2007, 06:44:17 PM »
I don't know, I was pretty active at it for a long
time, and if anything, it wore it off.

Did get fish on my palms though.  :green:
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