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Offline Eclair

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #120 on: May 17, 2007, 07:42:01 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 17, 2007, 07:38:59 AM
Sex-related friction burns can be really painful.
That's why I asked Cal...I was sure would have had them...and yes, I was correct.
They are painful...I had one guy who sort of got off on them a bit...I had to beg for mercy eventually, wincing in pain during sex is not hot for me...well not that kind of pain.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #121 on: May 17, 2007, 07:43:23 AM »
Yep. Even worse is what I think were yeast infections.
Tightened the foreskin up so bad that I couldn't get
it past the head. Whatever, SOMETHING was drying
it out horribly, and tended to happen when my wife
had an infection; plus, her cream worked on it. Took
a while to figure it all out though.

Quote from: Eclair on May 17, 2007, 07:42:01 AM
That's why I asked Cal...I was sure would have had them...and yes, I was correct.
They are painful...I had one guy who sort of got off on them a bit...I had to beg for mercy eventually, wincing in pain during sex is not hot for me...well not that kind of pain.

Don't really enjoy them, sorry. They're not horrible though - a bath usually helps soothe
so that one is ready for action again.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #122 on: May 17, 2007, 07:45:42 AM »
Nasty.

I don't think the bath theory would work for a girl though...
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #123 on: May 17, 2007, 07:47:09 AM »
For the friction? I think so. Baths solve all problems.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #124 on: May 17, 2007, 07:49:53 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 07:47:09 AM
For the friction? I think so. Baths solve all problems.
They don't cure corduroy induced droughts!  ;)

If I get friction burns any time soon, I'll test your bath theory. 

I'll just go and pray quietly now for any kind of friction!
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #125 on: May 17, 2007, 07:53:43 AM »
It's not the damned pants.
Plus, a good enough bath
obviates any need for ending
a drought in the near future.

I don't have a good tub though.  :-\
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #126 on: May 17, 2007, 07:55:09 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 17, 2007, 07:53:43 AM
It's not the damned pants.
Are you being a cranky pants???
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #127 on: May 17, 2007, 07:57:04 AM »
No. I'm just saying that my OTHER
fashion choices are far more likely
to either get or prevent me from
getting any.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #128 on: May 17, 2007, 12:32:24 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 17, 2007, 07:42:01 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 17, 2007, 07:38:59 AM
Sex-related friction burns can be really painful.
That's why I asked Cal...I was sure would have had them...and yes, I was correct.
They are painful...I had one guy who sort of got off on them a bit...I had to beg for mercy eventually, wincing in pain during sex is not hot for me...well not that kind of pain.

yes, but you begging for mercy was probably very hot! :eyebrows:
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #129 on: May 19, 2007, 04:55:24 AM »
You are quite hairy Cal...how often do you get food caught in your beard...

I always think guys with full beards are trying to replicate hairy pussy's on their head....just a little bit of insight there...not meant as an insult!
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #130 on: May 19, 2007, 05:00:22 AM »
I don't have a beard anymore. I tend to get rid
of it whenever the summer comes.

Anyhow, I tend to suck the food out of
my beard when I have it, so it's not really
a problem.  :laugh:

My beard is usually a matter of warmth/
laziness/image. The image is seeing  myself
as a swordsman, thus (not apparent in the
picture, as I had been dancing) a goatee and
handlebars. My wife used to rather insist on me
keeping it, as I don't like to shave every day, and
the scratchiness would bother her. I don't think that
I ever thought about it in quite the light that you
put it.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #131 on: May 19, 2007, 05:04:24 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 19, 2007, 05:00:22 AM
I don't have a beard anymore. I tend to get rid
of it whenever the summer comes.

Anyhow, I tend to suck the food out of
my beard when I have it, so it's not really
a problem.  :laugh:

My beard is usually a matter of warmth/
laziness/image. The image is seeing  myself
as a swordsman, thus (not apparent in the
picture, as I had been dancing) a goatee and
handlebars. My wife used to rather insist on me
keeping it, as I don't like to shave every day, and
the scratchiness would bother her. I don't think that
I ever thought about it in quite the light that you
put it.
Really??  Because honestly, every time I see a man with a beard, that's what I think???  There goes the one track mind again.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #132 on: May 19, 2007, 05:06:32 AM »
I know some who wear them to cover
defects as well. Either speech difficulty
or, in one case, a scar.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #133 on: May 19, 2007, 05:28:12 AM »
Fuck it, I prefer my Vagina on the Face theory!
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #134 on: May 19, 2007, 05:30:05 AM »
Or maybe it's the other way around? Hairy pussies are the result of pathological beard-envy.
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