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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18765 on: June 18, 2011, 08:51:25 PM »
It has come to my attention that Josh Face is extremely retarded, even more retarded than a certain other person, and that is a mammoth feat to be more retarded than them.

Just....Fucking......WOW!!

Why are mammoths extremely retarded? (emo)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18766 on: June 18, 2011, 09:02:52 PM »
It has come to my attention that Josh Face is extremely retarded, even more retarded than a certain other person, and that is a mammoth feat to be more retarded than them.

Just....Fucking......WOW!!

Why are mammoths extremely retarded? (emo)

Mammoths aren't retarded, they're cool! I just used it to convey size and amount of effort. This guy makes a life out of being a fuckup.

Poor mammoths, getting used as adjectives in offensive ways :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18767 on: June 19, 2011, 03:22:57 AM »
Rain


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18768 on: June 19, 2011, 06:47:45 AM »
It has come to my attention that Josh Face is extremely retarded, even more retarded than a certain other person, and that is a mammoth feat to be more retarded than them.

Just....Fucking......WOW!!

Comment redacted. That's the instability of interpersonal relationships with me for ya :sweat:


In other news my new heater is crap.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18769 on: June 19, 2011, 06:50:19 AM »
It has come to my attention that Josh Face is extremely retarded, even more retarded than a certain other person, and that is a mammoth feat to be more retarded than them.

Just....Fucking......WOW!!

Comment redacted. That's the instability of interpersonal relationships with me for ya :sweat:


In other news my new heater is crap.

 Is it still under warranty/can you return it to the store?   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18770 on: June 19, 2011, 06:55:03 AM »
It has come to my attention that Josh Face is extremely retarded, even more retarded than a certain other person, and that is a mammoth feat to be more retarded than them.

Just....Fucking......WOW!!

Comment redacted. That's the instability of interpersonal relationships with me for ya :sweat:


In other news my new heater is crap.

:hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18771 on: June 19, 2011, 06:57:36 AM »
The office has moved over the weekend. In a new office and new environment and new parking and new route to work and new fucking everything.

I am not coping well. I know shit will settle down and I will become accustomed to the changes but right now I am fucking stressed and anxious and want to call in sick or something and know I can't.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18772 on: June 19, 2011, 06:59:08 AM »
It has come to my attention that Josh Face is extremely retarded, even more retarded than a certain other person, and that is a mammoth feat to be more retarded than them.

Just....Fucking......WOW!!

Comment redacted. That's the instability of interpersonal relationships with me for ya :sweat:


In other news my new heater is crap.

 Is it still under warranty/can you return it to the store?   :orly:

Unfortunately I left the receipt in the trolley :facepalm2:. Me thinks it might be a faulty thermostat as it's just not heating up the room. The columns still aren't hot enough to burn my fingers on and I've had it on all night.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18773 on: June 19, 2011, 07:00:41 AM »
The office has moved over the weekend. In a new office and new environment and new parking and new route to work and new fucking everything.

I am not coping well. I know shit will settle down and I will become accustomed to the changes but right now I am fucking stressed and anxious and want to call in sick or something and know I can't.

:hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18774 on: June 19, 2011, 07:03:50 AM »
It has come to my attention that Josh Face is extremely retarded, even more retarded than a certain other person, and that is a mammoth feat to be more retarded than them.

Just....Fucking......WOW!!

Comment redacted. That's the instability of interpersonal relationships with me for ya :sweat:


In other news my new heater is crap.

 Is it still under warranty/can you return it to the store?   :orly:

Unfortunately I left the receipt in the trolley :facepalm2:. Me thinks it might be a faulty thermostat as it's just not heating up the room. The columns still aren't hot enough to burn my fingers on and I've had it on all night.

 Maybe someone at the store knows enough about it to be able to advise you.  :chin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18775 on: June 19, 2011, 07:05:06 AM »
The office has moved over the weekend. In a new office and new environment and new parking and new route to work and new fucking everything.

I am not coping well. I know shit will settle down and I will become accustomed to the changes but right now I am fucking stressed and anxious and want to call in sick or something and know I can't.

 The sooner you jump into the new routine, the sooner you will adjust, but you already know that, so  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18776 on: June 19, 2011, 07:55:59 AM »
It has come to my attention that Josh Face is extremely retarded, even more retarded than a certain other person, and that is a mammoth feat to be more retarded than them.

Just....Fucking......WOW!!

Comment redacted. That's the instability of interpersonal relationships with me for ya :sweat:


In other news my new heater is crap.

 Is it still under warranty/can you return it to the store?   :orly:

Unfortunately I left the receipt in the trolley :facepalm2:. Me thinks it might be a faulty thermostat as it's just not heating up the room. The columns still aren't hot enough to burn my fingers on and I've had it on all night.

 Maybe someone at the store knows enough about it to be able to advise you.  :chin:

Some stores accept returns without a receipt.
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18777 on: June 19, 2011, 08:06:28 AM »
It has come to my attention that Josh Face is extremely retarded, even more retarded than a certain other person, and that is a mammoth feat to be more retarded than them.

Just....Fucking......WOW!!

Comment redacted. That's the instability of interpersonal relationships with me for ya :sweat:


In other news my new heater is crap.

 Is it still under warranty/can you return it to the store?   :orly:

Unfortunately I left the receipt in the trolley :facepalm2:. Me thinks it might be a faulty thermostat as it's just not heating up the room. The columns still aren't hot enough to burn my fingers on and I've had it on all night.

 Maybe someone at the store knows enough about it to be able to advise you.  :chin:

Some stores accept returns without a receipt.

Just found out I can use my bank statement with the EFTPOS transaction on it as proof :2thumbsup:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18778 on: June 19, 2011, 09:29:59 AM »
There's a knocking noise that I can't locate that is driving me mad. :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #18779 on: June 19, 2011, 09:31:00 AM »
There's a knocking noise that I can't locate that is driving me mad. :GA:

 Is it inside the house, or outside?   :orly:
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