Just one quick bitch ...

[P7PSP]

he better hurry up

Why don't you just run in and turn the hot water faucet off?  It would be torture and he might get out of there quickly.

Better yet flush the toilet. 

[Parts]

People the more I meet the more misanthropic I become

[midlifeaspie]

he better hurry up

Can't you just order him out of the shower? 

[P7PSP]

he better hurry up

Can't you just order him out of the shower? 

Who's the fucking sub eris? 

[eris]

he better hurry up

Can't you just order him out of the shower?  

Who's the fucking sub eris?  

touche

but when he takes the collar off, it's over, till he puts it back on

or I put it on him

i DID make it to the bathroom in time, BTW

[midlifeaspie]

he better hurry up

Can't you just order him out of the shower?  

Who's the fucking sub eris?  

touche

but when he takes the collar off, it's over, till he puts it back on

or I put it on him

i DID make it to the bathroom in time, BTW

You let him take it off?  In the future you should probably wait until all biological functions have been attended to.

[Peter]

Stupid bug bites; I'm having a localised allergic reaction to them.  The skin for a cm or two around them is red and hard, and there's an area of more modestly inflamed skin about the size of the palm of my hands around each of them.  I also felt a little sting near my jawline when I was in the garden about an hour ago, and I'm hoping that my face won't be the next thing to swell up.

 Do you have any cortisone cream or anything else you can use to reduce the swellings?   

I've been applying hydrocortisone cream, but I don't know if it's doing much good. 

Do you have any antihistamine like Benadryl?

I have some cetirizine, and I'll give it a go.

May depend on the bug that bit you. Do you have this reaction with all bites?
If you have been bitten by a kind of horsefly, it may be a small infection that bothers you. They almost always bring dirt in the wound. Disinfecting will be of more help than anti-histamines in that case.

My oldest had reactions on one kind of striped mosquito, couple of years ago. The GP advised dabbing the places with an povidone-iodine tincture. Worked well for her then.

I haven't reacted before to midge bites, ticks, wasp stings or dog bites, but I think this is the first time I've been bitten by horseflies.  I'm constantly getting thorns lodged under my skin and soil, dirty pond water and other nasty things rubbed into wounds on my hands and arms without it bothering me, so I don't think it's due to dirt in the wound.

Horseflies are carriers of germs. Their bites are so bad because of that. That's the kind of dirt I meant.

Since I read about that, I keep a horsefly-bite disinfected, if I get one, and it makes a big difference in the reaction I get on it.

I know that you meant germs, but thorns, soil and dirty pond water are also loaded with them, and I don't usually bother to disinfect my wounds besides rinsing the obvious dirt out of them, however I rubbed some antiseptic into the bites in case it helps.

I hardly ever have problems with scratches, thorns etc. Only seldom does that lead to infection. Horsefly bites almost always leads to infection with me. Probably because the horsefly bites other critters who host germs that can feast on us too.

The bites are much better today; they're not itchy and there's less redness and swelling.

[Queen Victoria]

Sometimes I can't find this fora in the favorites.  Then I remember it's Intensity Squared, not Insanity Squared.   

[Enos]

I seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent.
 

[odeon]

I seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent.
 

Sorry. This is hilarious.

[Enos]

I seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent.
 

Sorry. This is hilarious.

I think he temporarily hates me right now. 

[P7PSP]

I seem to have unintentionally offended my boyfriend by telling him about some video I saw of a deaf porn star making crazy noises, because I thought it was a funny video. But of course, his mum is actually deaf, and he said so as soon as I told him about the vid. I asked if I said something wrong, he goes yeah now he's being strangely silent.
 

Sorry. This is hilarious.

:lol:

[Enos]

Oh thank fucking god for that! He does not hate me, and says he wasn't that bothered by it anyway and he's just in a bad mood today.
But that still doesn't take away the fact that I have foot-in-mouth disease.

[Adam]

Getting a fucking headache from this heat

[odeon]

Oh thank fucking god for that! He does not hate me, and says he wasn't that bothered by it anyway and he's just in a bad mood today.
But that still doesn't take away the fact that I have foot-in-mouth disease.

It's not a disease, it's a gift.